Invitation Update

Don't believe what you're hearing on Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, or reading in the NY Post or Daily Mirror or Weekly World News. To set things straight, once and for all.
* No, the Parachat party hasn't been cancelled due to fire-code violations * No, we aren't letting Mariotti be the DJ * No, it's not true that Neifi Perez is threatening to sue us for libel or slander if we go through with the Parachat party * No, the VIP section of the Parachat Club is not a ghost subsidiary of the Tribune * No, the gift-bags you will receive upon entry are not taxable income, the IRS can not go after you for whatever baubles you might receive at the party. * Yes, we've done thorough background check on ALL of the Hell's Angels that we hired for private security. * To the best of our knowledge, no, participating in this event does not make you an "enemy combatant." * Yes, Augie Ojeda will be serving drinks. * Yes, we turned away Paris Hilton, and yes, we got a restraining order on Joan and Melissa Rivers to keep them 1000 feet away.
I hope this clears up any confusion. See you in Parachat on Sunday.
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I'm bringing the tacos.

I'll bring the jacos.

"Who's fighting and what for?!?!?!
C'mon people!!!"

"Give my friend Sammy one of those special jacos."

Brick-

I think that's what was Sammy's excuse to leave the last game early in 2004.

Bad jacos.

This is one party that I would definitely volunteer to bring the beer!! Blue Moon anyone?

"F@ck that sh!t!!! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!"

What are we going to talk about, Da Bearss!

thanks for the tease, Jacos.

for those too lazy to follow the link - he is resigned to the fact that he likely is not coming back.

Oops! I couldn't resist considering this thread has been fun.

Did anyone foul themselves?

Can I still come to the party?

my fault, I'm being the killjoy in the fun-thread that *I* started.

I think if anyone gets uninvted from the party, it should be me.

~sigh~

Carry on without me. Be sure to give Kristin Bell a peck on the cheek for me, in my absence.

Is Tara Reid gonna be there? Cause I ain't going unless Tara Reid is there.

i for one would pay $ 5.00 american to see the hell's angels "escort" andy mac fool and jim hendry off the premises. not that they would actually drop in on parachat; but every 100 years or so, miracles do happen !

perhaps the best scenario is that the cubs game gets rained out, and we can pass around imaginary bottles of virtual liquor and virtually sing imaginary beerhall songs. with no concern at all for the neighbors or the clock !!

I'll bring Anna Benson.

One last Neifi dig- what's the Tigers' record with /without Neifi?

#14 of 15: By DC Tom (September 29, 2006 06:38 PM)
I'll bring Anna Benson.

be sure to bring some penicillin as well.

#15: One last Neifi dig- what's the Tigers' record with /without Neifi?

The Neifi Effect:

79-43 on August 19
Neifi traded to Tigers August 20
95-64 as of September 29

16-21 since August 20 (37 games)

Whaddya mean one last Neifi dig? What's parachat for anyway?!?

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