Looks like it's been awhile since we had a new thread. What do you hope the different members of the Cubs got for Christmas?
: A treadmill, another executive assistant, and a Sam's card for discounts on off-the-shelf utility infielders
An industrial-sized bottle of antacid and brochures for retirement condo. complexes in south Florida
: A neon sign reading "Play Me" to hang by his locker
: Cleaning equipment, to help with all the broken bats and broken hitters he'll see in 2007. A good realator to help him pick out a permanent home on the North Side.
: a Des Moines Chamber of Commerce Guide to Des Moines.
Bubble wrap. Lots and lots of bubble wrap.
See Kerry Wood.
: Good news from the family doctor.
See Derrek Lee.
Len and Bob
: Shiney new contract extensions.
A transport helicopter stocked full of Prozac, to drop on the Bleacher Bums after his first 0-for-8 streak
: Two transport helicopters.
: A nice night out on the town with Zito and Glavine, to talk pitching over a few bottles of wine.
Muskat, Marrioti, and Rogers:
A coupon to Toys 'R Us, so that they can each buy a game of Clue.
Either a gift certificate to the best neck massage therapist in Chicago, or special high-density baseballs.
A holiday card from all the middle relievers, betting him a case of beer that they'll rack up at least 30 holds in his starts.
Another year of great conversation, and a gritty 94-win Cubs team worth talking about.