Sam Zell Needs You To Help Him Pimp Out Wrigley Field

Tribune Company is now owned by a supposed money-making genius, and the best ideas he can come up with to wring more money out of Wrigley Field are more night games, additional concerts, and peddling the naming rights?

What about the weddings you could host on the pitchers mound, the bar mitzvahs, the graduation bashes, and the Congratulations On Getting Out Of Prison parties?

We've all seen the elaborate staging that happens at halftime of the Super Bowl. How hard could it possibly be to wheel a roller derby track onto the field between innings? Or put a petting zoo on the concourse. Or try this, Sam--get to know Cub fans on a personal level and feed the bottom line by setting up a booth where the Cub faithful get to kiss your beard for a buck!

Obviously the creative ideas are out there, and Sam isn't uncovering them. He needs our help. Send your suggestions to Sam Zell at Tribune Tower. Or post them in the Comments.

We can all laugh and be disgusted together.

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Sell the naming rights of Ronnie Woo Woo.

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    crunch 11 min 54 sec ago view
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    jacos 29 min 28 sec ago view
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    The E-Man 36 min 44 sec ago view
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    jacos 3 hours 22 min ago view
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    crunch 4 hours 39 sec ago view
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    crunch 4 hours 44 min ago view
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    crunch 5 hours 31 min ago view
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    big_lowitzki 6 hours 36 min ago view
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    crunch 9 hours 9 min ago view
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    Arizona Phil 9 hours 15 min ago view
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