Sam Zell Needs You To Help Him Pimp Out Wrigley Field

Tribune Company is now owned by a supposed money-making genius, and the best ideas he can come up with to wring more money out of Wrigley Field are more night games, additional concerts, and peddling the naming rights?

What about the weddings you could host on the pitchers mound, the bar mitzvahs, the graduation bashes, and the Congratulations On Getting Out Of Prison parties?

We've all seen the elaborate staging that happens at halftime of the Super Bowl. How hard could it possibly be to wheel a roller derby track onto the field between innings? Or put a petting zoo on the concourse. Or try this, Sam--get to know Cub fans on a personal level and feed the bottom line by setting up a booth where the Cub faithful get to kiss your beard for a buck!

Obviously the creative ideas are out there, and Sam isn't uncovering them. He needs our help. Send your suggestions to Sam Zell at Tribune Tower. Or post them in the Comments.

We can all laugh and be disgusted together.

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Sell the naming rights of Ronnie Woo Woo.

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    But yes, whether you support War or Peace...Mike Trout is ridiculously consistent and good.

    blockhead25 37 sec ago view
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    Rob G. 12 min 21 sec ago view
  • "According to FOX Sports' Jon Morosi, Tim Tebow's baseball workout Tuesday in Los Angeles will be attended by scouts from "roughly half" of the 30 major league teams."

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    ----
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    QuietMan 3 hours 2 min ago view
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    jacos 6 hours 14 min ago view
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    6th in NL in RBI

    Go complain about something else, like, "they never play good against the good teams", or some other shit.

    The E-Man 18 hours 40 min ago view
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    billybucks 19 hours 56 min ago view
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    billybucks 20 hours 39 min ago view
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    billybucks 20 hours 40 min ago view
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    billybucks 20 hours 41 min ago view
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    Jackstraw 20 hours 45 min ago view
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    jacos 21 hours 13 min ago view
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