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The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 12:36pm.

Last week, I came across Sean Gallagher's goofy photo from an MLB.com preview, and then some readers submitted their best finds in the comments.

So I figured I might as well do it right and went through each teams Yahoo roster page and pulled the best of the best. Amusingly, Gallagher cleans up just fine in his Yahoo photo.

So, a little off-day fun and eternal Internet fame and glory if you can name each player without looking them up.

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#1 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 1:07pm.
FYI, I mostly picked the goofy looks...there's a post somewhere for just the real ugly dudes.

#2 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Wes on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 1:12pm.

Mike Lowell is burning a hole in my soul.

#9 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by nohit on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 4:51pm.

Yow! Lowell looks like he's ready to audition for the role of Jafar in a live action version of Aladdin. FWIW, you'd look like that, too, if you had Gilbert Gottfried talking in your ear all the time.

/just sayin'

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#3 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Vegas Brian on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 1:16pm.

Are these MLB photos or mug shots?

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#4 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by navigator on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 2:35pm.

IF Gallagher could only pitch as good as he looks...

#5 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Ryno on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 3:04pm.

Lowell looks sad. Maybe Cody Ross can cheer him up.

And re: Chris Duncan... Good for him weed isn't considered a performance enhancing drug.

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#6 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 3:42pm.

Look-a-like match

#7 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by jacos on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 3:56pm.

Obivously you have not seen Tom Gorzalany's picture.

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#8 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 4:10pm.

#10 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by nohit on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 5:00pm.

Maholm is clearly a changeling from ST:DS9. Curse you, Rob, for causing me to think of that show.

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#11 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Wild Thing on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 7:39pm.

Marquis looks like a child molester...

#12 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by nohit on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 9:07pm.

Funny. I always considered him more of a quality start molester.

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#13 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Bryan on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 10:04pm.

Hunter Pence

#14 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by Transmission on Fri, 05/23/2008 - 1:13pm.
The Braves all look inbred. and my cup runneth over. LOL nice work, Rob.

#15 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by O.Julius on Sat, 05/24/2008 - 5:34am.

You've got the wrong pic up for Lowell.

http://www.red-lantern-band.com/images/frylock.jpg

#16 Re: The Best of MLB Player Photos

Submitted by northsider on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 11:29pm.

How about...

http://www.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_34684...

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