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Match Game

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:11pm

I thinks it's important that we come up with the perfect term to describe the annihilation of the Brew Bitches from the North. So please fill-in with the most appropriate verb. All submissions are welcome.

The Cubs (blanked) the Brewers.

a few to start you off: dominated, beat-up, skull-fucked, etc... 

If you need to add a metaphor or point of reference to the end of the sentence, that is acceptable as well.

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#1 Re: Match Game

Submitted by navigator on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 7:53pm.

gyro-screwed and what-the-fuckulated

Game Thread Pic over at the Brew Crew Ball Blog
http://assets.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/11085/2...

#2 Re: Match Game

Submitted by 10man on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:24pm.

The Cubs (LeeEliad) the Brewers. Yeah, Baby!

#3 Re: Match Game

Submitted by CA-Phil on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:32pm.

Divisionated

#4 Re: Match Game

Submitted by blockhead25 on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:41pm.

Can't add much creative...
Cubs ManRammed the Brewers

But I have been laughing for 30 minutes over this onion article...especially the pictures. I'm sure it's old news, but holy crap is that good stuff.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/c_c_sabathia_...

#6 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Mister Whipple on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:46pm.

That is the best Onion article ever.

#8 Re: Match Game

Submitted by The Joe on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:51pm.

Gotta disagree:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28812

#11 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Mister Whipple on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:55pm.

Sorry. Not as funny. Those pictures of Fielder as the burger and Sabathia as the hotdog are still making me laugh.

That's not to say I don't like your article. It's great and clever but it's not in the same league as Blockhead's.

#12 Re: Match Game

Submitted by The Joe on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:59pm.

That's ok. I didn't write it. I always just find their religious stuff funnier than the sports.

#13 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:04pm.

my favorite:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47426

#85 Re: Match Game

Submitted by The Real Neal on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 11:01am.

I've always been partial to this one:

http://origin.theonion.com/content/node/27656

#5 Re: Match Game

Submitted by The Joe on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:45pm.

The Cubs (played good baseball against) the Brewers.

#7 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:50pm.

oh no you didn't...

#10 Re: Match Game

Submitted by The Joe on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:52pm.

I know. I'm naughty.

#9 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Mister Whipple on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 4:51pm.

The Cubs (pwned) the Brewers.

#36 Re: Match Game

Submitted by big_lowitzki on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 7:23pm.

Ummm...

I think you had a typo. Did you mean "owned?"

:)

#14 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Hawkeye on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:14pm.

The Cubs BeaArthured the Brewers.

#15 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Jeff_Pico on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:20pm.

The Cubs Bukkaked the Brewers

#16 Re: Match Game

Submitted by carlosrubi on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:23pm.

The Cubs [censored] the Brewers.

Oh MVN -- I don't miss you at all.

#17 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Wes on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:31pm.

Gene, I'm going with "had anal sex with from the top position."

If nothing else, I'm certain I at least matched Charles Nelson Riley.

#18 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Chad on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:32pm.

Silly me, i would have been happy with a split!

#19 Re: Match Game

Submitted by T-Dubs on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:36pm.

The Cubs Boguslawed the Brewers like a toothless Sox fan.

#20 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Hobart Mike on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:44pm.

"bitch-slapped"

#21 Re: Match Game

Submitted by crunch on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:48pm.

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#22 Re: Match Game

Submitted by jacos on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:49pm.

cock fucked

#23 Re: Match Game

Submitted by nohit on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:56pm.

The Cubs "lillyzdempsterhardened" the Brewers.

Sounds Norwegian or Germanic... say it fast.

#24 Off-topic

Submitted by Rob G. on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 5:59pm.

but the Nats lineup for tonight does not have one hitter with an OPS over .800 or a single hitter with an OBP over .340.

#25 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Mister Whipple on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 6:05pm.

The Cubs burninated the Brewers!!

#27 Re: Match Game

Submitted by Mister Whipple on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 6:20pm.

HARDEN was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon

But he was still HARDEN!
HARDEN!

Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the Brewers
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

#30 Re: Match Game

Submitted by nohit on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 6:24pm.

I said CONSUMMATE K's! CONSUMMATE!

#26 Re: Match Game

Submitted by johann on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 6:14pm.

The Cubs [SOTOmized] the Brewers.

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