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Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by Rob G. on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 4:13pm

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SP Ryan Dempster SP Brian Moehler

12-4, 2.90, 126 K, 58 BB, 145.2 IP

6-4, 4.23, 50 K, 26 BB, 93.2 IP
LF Alfonso Soriano 2B #Kaz Matsui
2B *Mike Fontenot SS Miguel Tejada
1B *Daryle Ward 1B #Lance Berkman
3B Aramis Ramirez LF Carlos Lee
CF *Jim Edmonds RF Hunter Pence
C Geovany Soto 3B Ty Wigginton
RF *Kosuke Fukudome CF *Darin Erstad
SS Ronny Cedeno C Humberto Quintero
P Ryan Dempster P Brian Moehler

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#1 I seek

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 5:03pm.

the one they call Crunch

#2 Re: I seek

Submitted by crunch on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 5:28pm.

no you dont.

#3 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 5:35pm.

I am here to formally let you know of your nomination for our Grand Tournament of Douche

for the actions of:

1. Acting as a self appointed PC morality officer
2. Threatening to mess with somebody's job like its any of your fucking business
3. Bragging about said cowardly actions
4. General Douchebaggery

Good luck in the tourney, with your pedigree I'm sure you will go far

#4 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by crunch on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 5:38pm.

yes, you made a big scene on the internet.

from now on just say it the first time and save yourself some internet butt-hurt.

all 1/2 dozen of your bitter internet "fans" have fun pretending this matters.

and what's cowardly about putting the fear of God into someone so badly they start madly deleting racist comments from their blog? i'm a f'n hero.

BUT...

WHERE'S MY PARADE, HUH?

WHERE'S MY PARADE??????

#5 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 5:40pm.

there is no parade for that kind of faggatronics the gays dont even want you in their parade when you stoop that low

nobody ever appointed you to be the arbiter of what is or isnt allowed on the internet that kind of self delusion is usually reserved for Yello, and further going out of your way to mess with somebodys job just shows what a piece of shit you really are

#6 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by crunch on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 5:42pm.

GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING HUGBOX

:D

#7 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 5:44pm.

i will not- until you contact my employer or until Rob G tells me that this isnt a baseball related topic and that I should donate money to keep this place open

#9 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by Jumbo on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 6:05pm.

dylanj
Go Fuck Yourself
We don't want what you've got

#11 jumbo

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 6:07pm.

if i knew who the fuck you were I might give a shit what you say

now be quiet why the adults are talking

#12 Re: jumbo

Submitted by crunch on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 6:09pm.

I'M GOING TO REPLY TO THIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CLEVER BACK.

F5
F5
F5

#15 Re: jumbo

Submitted by Mister Whipple on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 6:29pm.

Wait crunch, I know what he needs...

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#18 Re: jumbo

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 6:34pm.

dont make me unleash the gorgatron

#31 Re: jumbo

Submitted by WISCGRAD on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 7:39pm.

congratulations on having this name registerd for almost 3 hours now and already annoying everyone. Seriously, all of this contributes nothing to the discussion.

#44 Re: jumbo

Submitted by Vince on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 8:25pm.

He has only been here for 3 hours. Many people here have been around for years and have yet to contribute anything

#61 Re: crunch

Submitted by 10man on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:11pm.

hey, please stop calling crunch a self appointed douchebag. for the record all of us regulars here on tcr appointed him. he is our douchebag and only we are allowed to call him out. we love you crunch, you ole douchebag!

#17 Re: jumbo

Submitted by Jumbo on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 6:34pm.

It doesn't appear you give a shit what anybody says. You're making quite a leap to call yourself an adult, what with the productive work you're doing promoting a douchebag-off. I'm sure your folks are proud.
Go waste your time somewhere else. We all know how tough you are now. Just don't type anything else and hurt our feelings.
Yes, it's the internet. No, we can't stop you. Do what you will.

#65 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by Hobart Mike on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:17pm.

Hey asshole, go crawl back into your hole. We don't care about your ego issues.

#70 ok

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:20pm.

since hobart came up with such an original comeback I just might listen to him

wait...even less people know who the fuck Hobart Mike is than Jumbo

game on Hobart, game on

#83 Re: ok

Submitted by 10man on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:32pm.

Oh i get it. Nobody understands what a douchebag is so you're doing us a public service by showing us what one is. Thanks man! We needed that as badly as hemorrhoids after an eating binge.

#84 Re: ok

Submitted by big_lowitzki on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:34pm.

Hmmm... and people know who you are?

I know... the six people who comment over at ACB know you - congrats on that though.

And now you have had your 15 minutes of TCR game... now go away.

#96 Re: ok

Submitted by Doug Dascenzo on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 10:06pm.

I love how this guy's argument centers around how many people know who you are, when we all use pseudonymns specifically so that people don't know who we are.

But if he's referring to gaining some sort of fame around Cub-related blog circles, I'll pass. I'd like to think the TCR community would rather talk about baseball than count the number of "lulz" we get or whatever it is trolls like dylanj use to keep score on how cool they are amongst the other assfucks who actually give a shit about that kind of thing.

Reason 1b why this is the only Cubs board I visit. (1a being jokes about Johan's mom, of course)

#117 Re: ok

Submitted by Hobart Mike on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 7:34am.

I don't care who 'knows' me, unlike you. Again, take your ego back to wherever you need to stroke it. We don't care.

#26 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by nohit on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 7:30pm.

*yawn* Get over yourself already.

#45 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by Chris on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 8:37pm.

I have to come out of lurkhood here and say I have no idea who dylanj is and don't care to know.

But one breif message. Shut the fuck up you dumb ass mother fucker. And go back to what ever dumb ass, piece of shit, fucking, irrelevant hole you come out of.

Thanks and have a great day.

#53 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by big_lowitzki on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 8:51pm.

Heh.

Definitely a finalist for comment of the year.

#54 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by nohit on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 8:55pm.

Even Ozzie Guillen thinks that's pithy. :-)

#60 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:08pm.

so to recap- you dont care yet you have a "breif" message (I'm assuming you just rushed typing in your fury and dont actually think thats how the word is spelled)

it KINDA seems like you care alot Chris- do please dont type anything else because you cant spell and dropping as many swears as possible doesnt help disprove the allegations that you are in fact retarded

#62 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by Wes on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:12pm.

You smell like bigotry. Ew.

#63 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by dylanj on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:14pm.

you smell like Chris and his dried cum but I wasnt going to point fingers

#64 Re: Game 113 Thread / Astros @ Cubs (1 of 3)

Submitted by Wes on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 9:16pm.

ZOMG!!!11! U TOTALLY PWN3D ME!!!111!11 ROFLCAUST!1111ELEVEN

I actually wasn't kidding, though. You're really being a bigot.

I'm not actually allowing someone to cum on my face from across the country, if such an absurdity were even possible.

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