Cubs Christmas Gifts

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah and so forth. The Angel Fan Wife was kind enough to get me a Ryne Sandberg jersey, plus some wonderful Marquette gear, so I guess I ended up on the nice list. I would love to hear what Cubs goodies some of you received.

As for the current Cubbies, here's what a few of them unwrapped.

Alfonso Soriano - Jugs Curveball Pitching Machine

Aramis Ramirez -  "The Art of Cockfighting" (always good to brush up on the basics)

Jason Marquis - $100 Crate and Barrel gift card 


Ryan Dempster -  A.J. Burnett baseball card 

Rich Harden - stack of hand towels (give it a sec)


Ted Lilly - Star Trek Holodeck to let him pitch in 2008 playoffs

Carlos Marmol - copy of K-rod's contract

Jeff Samardzija - a slider

Carlos Zambrano -a Livan Hernandez baseball card

Geovany Soto - Rick Wilkins' locker

Ryan Theriot - The Ultimate Guide to Weight Training for Baseball & Softball

Derrek Lee - 2005

Cubs Fans - a World Series Title (comes in gift card form and can only be redeemed in October, never expires but not accepted every season)

As always, feel free to fill the gaps for others associated with the Cubs.

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Submitted by Rob G. on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:25am
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Submitted by Rob G.
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:55pm

Mets to make offers to Lowe, Perez and Wolf this week...first come, first serve.

the rest of the offseason remains boring as ever...I'll try to update FA Frenzy today.

Submitted by John Beasley
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:11pm

Hendry - Doughnuts! (or as they would say on ESPN, Yahoo or Cubs.com, "1st")
Lou - Prozac refill
Pie - Official MLB bats certified for use in the state of Illinois
Gregg - more luck

Submitted by Wes
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:18pm

I got Kosuke a boat oar. Really helps with plate coverage, dontchaknow.

Submitted by Rob G.
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:33pm

nice

Submitted by Wes
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:24pm

One other thing, has anyone else noticed that Don Beebe has been gunning for a ISHA title for several months now in the CBS2 ad on the left sidebar? In fact, I can recall getting very angry at Don Beebe's stupid sly smirk when I showed up on this site after we lost Game 1. Something to effect of, "THIS IS NO TIME TO BE SMILING DON BEEBE, YOU FUCKING PRICK!" IIRC.

I wonder if he's ever going to get there...

Submitted by Rob G.
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:32pm

"CBS2 - timely news you can trust"

Submitted by John Beasley
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:50pm

Drayton McLane wants a salary cap.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6185230....

Submitted by John Beasley
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:10pm

Dodgers like Dunn
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3798366

Submitted by OakLawnGuy
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:38pm

I've read that Dunn has contacted the Cubs to play right field. It was in yesterday's papers, Trib maybe? I don't know, lifetime .247 hitter (I believe). Lots of homers and walks, but the only reason he wears a glove is because everyone else does. Could be disastrous when Flyball Lilly and Marquis pitch.

Submitted by crunch
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 3:40pm

dunn knows where RF is?

wow...i guess i should cut him a little more slack.

anyone got the college bowl scores?

Submitted by OakLawnGuy
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:12pm

He's very familiar with right field, that's where all his hits go.

Submitted by crunch
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:20pm

Wow...TCR on their own is going beyond just using bad language they couldn't use on MVN.

Nice picture of jugs on the main page upper left. Even took the wrapper off!

Check out the curves.

HELL YEAH!

Submitted by Old and Blue
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:01pm

Why is she lilting to one side like that, though?

And, I gotta say, I don't trust skinny women with big tits. Just sayin'.

Submitted by Mister Whipple
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:19pm

Her name is Eileen.

Oops.

Submitted by 10man
on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:55pm

I heard she's really good at squeezing balls between those jugs.

Submitted by The Real Neal
on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:07am

Unfortunately they often then pop out at dangerous speeds.

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