A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
A funny thing happened on the way to the NHL Winter Classic:
The Blackhawks got good. Very good.
As a result, the spectacle that John McDonough begged his league to bring to Wrigley to help him reanimate a recently dead franchise has turned into something else:
A signficant matchup between the Detroit Red Wings, the defending Stanley Cup champions, and the Blackhawks, the Wings' closest divisional pursuers, one of the league's youngest, highest scoring, and most dynamic clubs.
In case you have been too busy following the Cubs' off-season exploits to pay attention to the Blackhawks--or, more likely, if you have never paid attention to the Hawks--here is a Cubs baseball/Blackhawks hockey translator just for you.
| CUBS | BLACKHAWKS | |||
| 100 years (longest in MLB) | = |
Championship drought |
= | 47 years (longest in NHL) |
| Banks, Williams, Jenkins | = |
Beloved former stars |
= | Hull, Mikita, Esposito |
| St. Louis Cardinals | = |
Hated rival whose most |
= | Detroit Red Wings |
| Lou Piniella | = |
Grizzled leader with |
= | Joel Quenneville |
| Alfonso Soriano | = |
Flashy veteran who parlays |
= | Martin Havlat |
| Ryan Dempster | = |
Vet who seemed to be |
= | Nikolai Khabibulin |
| Geovany Soto | = |
Emerging young star |
= | Patrick Kane |
| "Hey, Hey, Holy Mackarel!"* | = |
A team song from |
= | "Here Come The Hawks" |
| B- and C-list celebs singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" |
= | Tired intermission distraction | = | Random hot woman in tight jeans shooting from center ice to win a prize between 2nd & 3rd periods |
*I know that "Go Cubs, Go" is the current de facto team song, but that would have ruined my '60s team song parallelism. Also, I'm sorry but "Hey, Chicago, whaddya say?" is just no match for "They got the hustle, they got the muscle."









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#1 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
what if you stopped following the Hawks when they traded Chris Chelios to the fucking Red Wings in 1999?
can I hop back in now?
and no, that wasn't the only reason I stopped paying attention, but it started somewhere around then.
#2 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
i wish someone would take chelios out oh how much
i would like to see him get laid out by a blackhawk.
thats my wish for thursday
#3 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
I'm watching tomorrow's game. I'll never forget being at a Blackhawks game and being one of those dudes family guys hate. I screamed obscenities all night and the guy in front of me wanted to take me down. But I was bigger and stronger than he was so he backed down. I'm hoping Milton Bradley is mellowing out, too.
#4 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
Havlat really hasn't even had any "good performances" in a Hawks uniform and he can't stay on the ice. He's actually been demoted to the third line.
I'm with you Rokfish, I was a total Chelios mark as a kid and I would love to take a run at him on or off the ice.
If people did quit watching the Hawks after Chelios was traded he's hated now. A lot. He gets raspberries hurled at him every time he touches the puck in Chicago. Said he would never resign with the Wings after being traded and he has about 4 or 5 times now and he's even more hated now after putting 6 successive crosschecks on Kane last season in the UC. If you watched the Tues night game Ben Eager took a run at Chelios and in the typical Red Wing fashion, Chelios did nothing because he's a fraud. They slash and take cheap hits behind the action and then will never drop the gloves or face anyone head on. He'll get booed out of Wrigley tomorrow. Brett Lebda, Chicagoland native and Cubs fan is a jerkoff too. Osgood and Lidstrom are the only likable/respectable players on the Wings. Ex Hawk Daniel Cleary put a cheap hit on Kane on Tuesday night and nearly took his knee out, then Lebda took another shot at Kaner on the boards a period later. Kane is 5'10 and 170lbs. He's this era's Paul Kariya. Someone from the Hawks better step up tomorrow and crush Cleary or Datsyuk. I'm generally not a hockey fight fan, I like big open ice clean shoulder checks but Burish or Walker or someone better knock out Cleary or one of the skilled Wings forwards tomorrow.
#13 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
I think Cleary got what was coming to him.
#19 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
definitely, props to Seabrook and Ladd for stepping up the physicality.
#5 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
Damn, I wish we had their tired intermission distraction.
#6 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
I miss the days of the scooter line...
Forward Ken Wharram provided speed, consistency and an exemplary work ethic during an NHL career spent entirely with the Chicago Black Hawks, where he was best known as the fleetest member of the potent Scooter Line with Stan Mikita and Ab McDonald.
http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHocke...
#8 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
Cubster,
For the Ken Wharram reference alone, I think you have just earned the title of official TCR Hockey Historian..
#32 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
today's fustercluck left me longing for a little input from the "h-e-m" line. lord knows the hawks could have used all the help available.
a dose of steve smith on the blue line may well have helped also. too many wings skating unfettered in too many directions, all at the same time. too bad the cubs did not circle the bases in wrigley in october the way detroit circled the net in january.
#7 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
and I do remember the 1961 Stanley Cup Champs...
beyond their stars there was...Moose Vasko, Eric Nesterenko, Pierre Pilote, Chico Maki and Reggie Fleming... when Hockey was king in Chicago.
To get back to those days will take alot of work. John McDonough surely gets it though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Stanley_Cup_Finals
#9 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
i love the hockey talk we should make it
hockey thursday in the offseason.
also if want a non official hawk site check out
the third man in.com
#10 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
as with the Cubs I was an 80's child...the Savard, Larmer, Olcyzk days, which moved into the Roenick, Chelios, Belfour, Mike Keenan days...
plus NHL '93 on Sega was aweseome...
"I'm going to make Gretzky's head bleed..."
#21 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
There's always room for one more back on the Indian-head bandwagon, Rob.
#11 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
anyone else having HD problems?
some pre-game thing popped on at 9:30, looks like local NBC in Chicago, but it isn't in HD....
DirecTV says the game starts at 10, so I'm hoping it's just a weird glitch or something.
#12 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
phew....we have HD.
#14 Giants going after Manny
probably 3/44
http://www.denverpost.com/rockies/ci_11348258
#15 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
First of all, way to go Cubnut - posting, what, 19 minutes b4 the new year? Dedication, my friend.
Second, I second Andrew - I REALLY wish we had that tired intermission distraction...
#16 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
I know today is a day for College Football (and Hockey) and maybe even College Hoops, but it is also marks in a matter of moments the debut of the MLB Network (DirecTV 213). Probably will be laughable, but a 24/7 baseball fix can't be all bad...
#18 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
1:28:48
1:28:40
1:28:36
6pm EST btw...
#17 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
Sean Lowe sneezing at Mets 3/36 offer?
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01012009/sports/mets/r...
An industry source said Boras indeed has told the Mets there's a mystery team in the mix to sign Lowe.
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Seasonal Allergies? With Boras there's always a mystery team. Usually it's just one team that Boras gets to bid against itself. In this case it's also the Mets, once Bernard Madoff acquires the team from the Wilpons.
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Jeff Wilpon admits he and his father, Mets owner Fred Wilpon, were "completely blindsided" in losing hundreds of millions of dollars in the $50 billion securities fraud scandal allegedly perpetrated by longtime family friend and business associate Bernard Madoff.
#20 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
another typical Blackhawk vs elite team performance. 0-8 vs the Wings, Sharks and Bruins. Taking stupid penalties against the top PP scoring teams. You would think that they would have learned their lesson after Tuesday night but nope, more idiotic penalties by Buf, Campbell and Wiz lead to 3 PP goals and the difference in the game. Why Q feels the need to play Campbell and Barker on the same line is beyond me too. Two offensive D against the Wings is not a good plan. Bufuglien is 250-260 lbs and what, 1 hit? Weak. One bright spot with Seabrook & Ladd though.
#22 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
I agree, dB.....for these last two games, every time a Blackhawk came near the puck, I could count at least 3 Red Wing jerseys. I believe the Hawks are going to have to skate like that if they ever plan on beating Detroit.
#23 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
They're a very young team, they're still learning how to play the Wings - give them some time, they'll get the idea eventually. Putting Cleary over the boards was a good first step in that direction.
"...as with the Cubs I was an 80's child..."
I started listening to their games on the radio back in the late 60's, with the greatest Chicago sports team that never won a championship (Mikita, Hull, Martin, Esposito, Pappin, Magnuson, etc.) with the greatest Chicago sports announcer ever, IMHO. I went downtown to watch the teams with the RPM line (Rutkowski, Preston and Mulvey), then later on with Savard and Chelios. Wurtz Sr. became my most hated owner after he left the franchise go to seed over the ensuing decades, and took every advantage of loyal fans who were taken for granted every which way. Glad to see his progeny starting to restore the integrity of the team - but it will never be the same as during the days of "The Madhouse on Madison."
#41 Re: A Cub Fans Guide to Blackhawks Hockey
but the Hawks beat the Wings 5 out of 8 games last season with an inferior team and supposedly an inexperienced head coach so youth isn't a good excuse. The Hawks also outplayed the Wings in the first two matchups but choked away 2 goal leads in the 3rd period because of these stupid penalties. Campbell and Wiz are vets, not really that young to excuse those penalties and really Buf has been around for 3-4 years too. I can let guys like Kane and Versteeg slide with high sticking penalties because they're 20 and undersized and have to defend themselves that way. No excuse for the others.
#24 MLB Network
is on the air...
studio chat about Manny Ramirez with Al Leiter, Harold Reynolds and Barry Larkin...
nice GeoSoto baseball card thing as part of the set decoration...I assume it's something they can switch out whenever, looks like LCD screens behind them.
fancy graphics...hopefully Rob Dibble or Joe Morgan never show up on the channel.
#25 Re: MLB Network
sweet, small baseball field in one of the studios...be an awesome game of whiffle ball.
#26 Re: MLB Network
progamming note...Friday nights, "World Series Highlights"
in other words, "Go catch a movie night for Cubs fans"
#27 Re: MLB Network
don larson's perfect game in a 3 hour block (56 WS) next up.
neat.
#30 Re: MLB Network
mel allen is still young.
unreal.
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