Game 1 Recap: Cubs 4, Astros 2
- Soriano with a leadoff Homerun that I miss first because I'm learning the game isn't on WGN, or my ESPN 2, it's blacked out on my MLB.TV, and only can be found on my FSN station. 1-0 Cubs From there, three groundouts. (Finally seeing a replay, it's on a fastball down the middle, a no-doubt homerun to the deep part of left-center, by that large concrete terrace monstrousity of a thing in this god-foresaken ballpark)
- Z walks Matsui on four straight, and my recap for all of this gets lost when MLB.TV freezes my computer and crashes my browser. 7 year old computer strikes again. So everything from here to the fourth inning is by memory.
- After I-Rod flies out, Berkman lines to right, Matsui to second. Right field has weird sun and shadow patterns as the light comes through the windows of the closed dome.
- Lee filies into a weird double play where Bradley makes a nice play running in and towards the line in right. Matsui broke from second, is standing on third as Bradley flips it in to Lee at first, who tosses it to Theriot at second for an inning-ending double play.
- Ramirez leads off the second with a lined shot home run into the left field bleachers. A fastball that was supposed to be inside but caught the plate. 2-0 Cubs
- Fontenot looped a single to right and Soto lined one to left, Theriot inside-outs a grounder between Berkman and the line that he makes a nice play on to get the out with the runners advancing. The rally ends, though, with Zambrano grounding out to Matsu, drawn in, and Soriano also grounding out.
- Tejada singles, then with Blum batting, is thrown out when he tries to take second on a ball in the dirt that bounces out just in front of Soto. He's out and throws a tantrum over the call. Blum then softly flies out and Pence, who still is just incredibly ugly and stupid-looking, bounces a one-hopper to Aramis.
- Fukudome called out on an inside fastball. Lee flies out to Lee, just in front of the Waste Management "think green" sign adorning the padding at the left field fence. Bradley walked, but Aramis flied out.
- Somewhere around the top of the third, I think it was, the FSN announcers explain thatsome Dodge-Ram sponsored thingy tonight will tell us what Lance Berkman has in his pocket.
- do I really want to know?
- Now, they're talking about cheese sandwhiches and hot dogs found in players pockets when they slid into second, back in the day. Dear god.
- Bourn singles to left-center and Oswalt sacrifices him to second. Matsui dumps one in front of Fontenot and Bourn reads it well, going to third.
- Z gets out of it, striking out Rodriguez swinging and Berkman rolling to second.
- And I've now re-entered the heavily summarized version of everything I lost. For the love of god, please, let's do a fundraiser to buy me a decent laptop.
- Fontenot lines a double over Lee's head in left, one-hops the wall.
- Soto bounces to Berkman, Fontenot advances on the out.
- The FSN field reporter, one Patty Smith (sadly, not Patti Smith, Punk Rock Goddess and my personal hero) is explaining how they've added advertising to the foul poles. They're now the Chic-Fil-A Fowl Poles. If an astro hitter hits a home run off the pole, it's free crappy southern fast food for everyone!
- Theriot flies out to Pence, who makes his typically weird-ass looking thrown in, but Fontenot scores easily. 3-0 Cubs.
- Zambrano grounds out, Blum to Berkman.
- Lee fouls to Lee.
- Tejada looks stupid as he K's swinging.
- Blum with a lazy fly to Soriano. Easy inning for Z. 58 pitches through 4, fastball still around 92, 93.
- Soriano lines a single into left. It's so weird hearing them saying "Patty Smith is waiting." I want my Patti Smith!
- Fukudome grounds into a 4-6-3, tailor-made, right at Matsui.
- Oswalt with 10 groundball outs. Now, more from Patty Smith. (Play "Pissing in a River," Patti!!!!)
- Oswalt hangs a slider just a bit, but Lee pops it to Matsui.
- Pence and Bourn both look at fastballs on the corner for called strike threes. 4 K 1 BB on the night so far.
- Oswalt bounces back to Z, who casually tosses it to first. Easy inning! 72 pitches through 5, nice.
- And we learn what Berkman has in his pockets. Nothing interesting. A FSN announcer uses it as a chance to joke about European Man-bags.
- FSN tells me that BP rates Minute Maid Park as neutral, not the band-box it's made out to be. I want to see that with my own eyes. Even so, it's still a crummy park.
- 1-2 count on Bradley, just does check his swing on a fastball. 2-2 Jammed on the next pitch, pops it out just in front of the plate, Pudge catches it.
- Aramis with an easy popup to Berkman.
- Fontenot rolls out to Matsui, Oswalt now on a roll, too. 81 pitches through 6.
- Matsui K's on a check swing that the home plate ump called himself, not happy about it.
- and now Pudge irked at a called strike two on a slider that looked like it backed up over the plate and got way too much of it.
- Pudge swings through a 94 MPH fastball that was supposed to be outside corner, tailed back over to inside corner. 1 BB, 6 K for Z so far. Making it look easy.
- Z almost gets a called third strike on Berkman, fastball outside corner, but it's a ball. Berkman comes back and works a walk.
- Lee immediately grounds into an easy 6-4 force.
- Soto grounds to Blum at third.
- Theriot with his patented inside-out swing through the right-side hole for a single.
- Z can't advance Theriot, strikes out swinging
- Soriano grounds into a 5-3 force, inning over.
- Tejada singles up the middle, and Blum walks. Piniella hops out of the dugout and Z leaves. Crowd is booing Z? Jerks.
- Heilman in, and Pence immediately hits into a perfect 6-4-3. Tejada to third. Love that for the first relief pitch thrown on the season.
- Bourn with a weak chopper that rolls maybe 40 feet for an rbi single. It'll look like a line drive in the box score. 3-1 Cubs.
- Erstad in to "hit" for Oswalt, Cotts in to do the lefty-lefty thing.
- Cooper counters with Jason Michaels.
- 2-0 count to Michaels.
- 3-1 slider called strike 2, michaels didn't like it.
- Michaels with a soft grounder to Theriot. Charges it, bobbles, gets him at first.
- Geoff Geary in for the eighth. Jeffs who spell their names Geoff have always driven me nuts, and here the Astros have two of them.
- Fukudome with a weak fly out to Lee.
- Lee strikes out swinging at a fastball up and a bit in.
- Bradley pops one into shallow right, and Matsui makes a fine over-the-shoulder tumbling catch. Inning over.
- Inning begins with FSN showing replay of Bradley jogging to first looking to see if his blooper would fall, and he twists his ankle as it clips the side of the bag. He's still in the game, but I'm sure we'll be hearing more about this.
- Marmol in.
- Matsui with an easy grounder to Theriot.
- Pudge grounds one to Theriot's right, also an easy out.
- first pitch to Berkman, he waves through a high 94 mph fastball. Fun to watch.
- Nice off-speed curve for strike 2 swinging, fastball low and outside for 3-2 count.
- and Berkman walks on a curve inside.
- Lee up as the tying run.
- Lee pops out to Ramirez in foul territory, up against the stands behind third base. Inning over!
- Ramirez grounds to Tejada.
- Fontenot gets jammed, pops one out to shallow left, where Tejada and Lee watch it land between them.
- Wild pitch sends Fontenot to second. Pitch slipped, over Pudge's head.
- Soto K's looking at a pitch on the corner.
- Theriot walks. Really nice night for the LSU combo.
- Hoffpauir in to hit for Marmol. Takes a big rip at a fastball, misses, 1-1 count.
- Hoff lines a single into right, and Fontenot, running on contact with two outs, beats Pence's throw. It's a bit up the line and Fontenot slides around Pudge. 4-1 Cubs. Theriot to third.
- Soriano flies to Pence.
- Gathright in to play center, Gregg pitching. Sort of surprised they didn't swing Fukudome to right for Bradley, especially with the ankle.
- Tejada grounds a single right back up the middle.
- Blum hits a sinking liner into right-center. Bradley has a bead on it, makes a sliding effort to catch it, but the ball pops out of the glove and he sort of stumbles over himself at the end of the slide. Runners at 1st and 3rd. Yep. Should have moved Fuludome to right.
- Pence flies to medium-depth center, Tejada scores easily on the sacrifice. 4-2 Cubs.
- Michael Bourn flies one to deepish right-center, easy play forGathright. two outs, runner still at first for pinch-hitter Jason Smith.
- Smith with a roller to Lee, easy unassisted to the bag. Game over!
- Carlos swears a blue streak. He also has a blue cock.
- John Kruk is an "emmy-nominated" analyst. Heh.
- Cheering on Pie-rats comeback against the Cards
- Aramis, Musketeers and Slumdog Millionaire.
- How has the recession affected you? (Don't ask.)
- V-chipping Carlos.
- Crunch and the whore ta culture.
- The Sosa for Fontenot trade gets better and better
- I ask for lies I can use to insert in my Parachat recap, to conceal the factthat most of the first three innings were wiped out by my cheap computer and stupid mlb.tv. I get few good suggestions.
- First post-Election regular-season parachat. Woo.
- What will Al Yellon run for?
- Remember, the world ends Dec 21, 2012
- Would the Olympics be good for Chicago? (No.)
- Economics of the Olympics debate continues.
- Rotating dicks
- Puking out lout/loud.
- He's happy.
- MVP Polishing.
- I'm not clicking on another Carlos-sponsored link, this season.
- Z's mph on the fastball.
- Bagwell and Thomas for HOF? (No and Yes)
- More on Bagwell, Enron/Minute Maid vs. Astrodome
- I choose life.
- really, I choose laziness.
- Lyle Lovett: no new insightful commentary here. Guess what, he's not the most handsome of men.
- but he's still better than Pence.
- Ugly ball-players and other celebrities
- who has lost a job?
- who has bought a car?
- other random catching up from the off-season
- Raising girls.
- Is this the 10th year or 9th year anniversary for minute maid?
- They're saying it's 10th year anniverary, but it only should be 9, as they're now STARTING season number ten. Tenth anniversary will come on opening day of next year, damnit.
- Dick Trickle, Dick Pole make their first appearances
- A Professor Ley, who claims to have met an Anita Ley. No Way, Prof. Ley.
- Whip jokes about having cancer.
- And keeps joking.
- What do I self-censor in parachat recaps?
- Clearly, not cancer jokes.
- How we're all going to die.
- Blue-cock cancer.
- Christina Karl and Nate Silver jokes.
- High-scoring Spots.
- Inning 7 of Parachat, Game 1, quickly vaulting itself into a potential Parachat First Annual End-of-Season Award....
- Who killed your people? Heilman, or Cancer?
- Gypsy whips.
- Jason Michaels: name of a pro wrestler, a serial killer, or a gay pop icon?
- Escolar, the orange-oil-shooting-out-your-ass fish.
- Who would you rather have, Halladay or Peavy?
- Roy, not even close.
- Twisted ankles.
- More Big Blue Cocks.
- Steve Phillips as a broadcaster
- Burt Reynolds gives Llamas as gifts.
- LeBron James vs. Lyndon Baines Johnson in Center Field.
- What's left on D. Lee's contract?
- First-game celebration.
Cubs record in games recapped begins the year at 1-0.
d.gordon leads off MIA inning with a HR...came up to bat wearing j.fernandez's helmet.
he barely made it back into the dugout after crying his way around the bases.
i can't watch this game anymore. it's too much...too real.
FLA really doesn't look like they're mentally/physically prepared for this game. never seen anything like this...it's not just a few people in the dugout still feeling it large, it's pretty much everyone.
i doubt it will lead to some kinda error-filled little league quality game, but everyone looks drained and still draining.
...and onto the cubs game. go #100.
The Marlins organization is obviously affected deeply by this. I feel for the people there. And I understand circumstances have changed.
But retiring his number. Wow. Literally a week ago the rumor mill was fast and furious about how Fernandez was going to be traded this winter, with the front office in response doing almost nothing to deny it. And to turn around and retire his number, just like that, when they obviously felt the organization would have been better long-term without him, just reeks of insincerity.
jose fernandez's number is going to be retired by FLA.
there's custom jerseys on their way to tonight's game (and hopefully will make it on time). all the marlins are going to wear #16 tonight.
this still sucks.
probably saturday depending on what they do with hammel (assuming friday for ham).
Lester is going to get one more start, right? It sure would be nice to see him get a shot at 20 wins.
Nicely done! I think in my 10-14 games I went .500 or a little over. Strangely, I went to the Cards games they mostly lost (incl Saturday) and the one SF game they lost, plus a couple Brewers games they lost, too. I should have gone to just Reds games. But still - saw mostly very good baseball on the North Side this year. Regardless of what happens come October - the Cubs are positioned for some good times in the next 3-5 years.
First Cub victory at home this year for me!
Saw all four starters this year
RIP Arnie. We could use a lot more like you -- a man who succeeded and failed on his own terms, a true original, and, finally, a remarkable example of graciousness towards others.
Cubs finish 33 over at home. I was, personally, one game over at 3-2, which was one of my better years in a while.
I do hope that's the last time we see the Cardinals this year. A lot of power, which is dangerous, particularly in a short series, and they have really shut down KB all year.
Oh, and Jon Lester? Damn!
Yes. Boating accident at 3AM. Very sad, but stupid. Young men do stupid things.
lester puts 2 on and is taken out at 96 pitches. oh well.
2 out in the 7th, lester at 84 pitches, ross taken out for the standing O.
it's possible contreras will catch lester for another inning+.
What a weird day. Jose Fernandez and Arnold Palmer, but then Scully and, on a much more modest level, Ross....
d.ross gets his 2nd standing O on the night (last home game of the season)...hits HR #10...curtain call. baseball.