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Last updated 4-18-2024
 
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PITCHERS: 13
Yency Almonte
Adbert Alzolay 
Javier Assad
Colten Brewer
Ben Brown
Kyle Hendricks
* Shota Imanaga
Mark Leiter Jr
Hector Neris 
* Drew Smyly
Jameson Taillon 
Keegan Thompson
* Jordan Wicks

CATCHERS: 2
Miguel Amaya
Yan Gomes

INFIELDERS: 7
* Michael Busch 
Garrett Cooper
Nico Hoerner
Nick Madrigal
Christopher Morel
Dansby Swanson
Patrick Wisdom

OUTFIELDERS: 4
* Cody Bellinger 
# Ian Happ
Seiya Suzuki
* Mike Tauchman 

OPTIONED: 12 
Kevin Alcantara, OF 
Michael Arias, P 
Pete Crow-Armstrong, OF 
Jose Cuas, P 
Brennen Davis, OF 
Porter Hodge, P 
* Luke Little, P 
* Miles Mastrobuoni, INF
* Matt Mervis, 1B 
Daniel Palencia, P 
Luis Vazquez, INF 
Hayden Wesneski, P 

10-DAY IL: 1 
Seiya Suzuki, OF

15-DAY IL
* Justin Steele, P   

60-DAY IL: 2 
Caleb Kilian, P 
Julian Merryweather, P
 





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Name That Double-Play Combo!

Cubs fans, an opportunity presents itself that we cannot afford to ignore.  The starting middle-infielders on our team are:

  • Short
  • Skinny
  • "Scrappy"
  • Teammates since college
  • Own last names that rhyme with each other
  • Are generally just sort of adorable

And, someone surprisingly given Hendry's penchant for gathering unto the Ark two of every no-hit utility man, these guys are, most importantly

  • pretty good baseball players!

It's time to give Ryan Theriot and Mike Fontenot their own nickname.  Something that, after the Cubs win the World Series this year, will echo throughout the marbled halls of Cubs lore like "The Daily Double." 

More important, it should be something we can slap on a T-shirt and hawk outside of Wrigley, allowing the yet-unknown Adam who names this new creature in the Cubs garden to take home a generous 3% cut of TCR's profits on the venture.1

Of course, there already is a nickname in circulation, "The Cajun Connection."  That nickname however

  • is the name of several businesses
  • sounds like it could be a Sourthern escort service
  • is a bit of a mouthful
  • seems to have first been used by Paul Sullivan in a 2007 article
  • hasn't yet caught on to the point where it's cemented as their nickname

Follow me below the fold, wordsmiths, to discuss nicknames for our mighty middle infielders.

I propose we use this thread to brainstorm nicknames for our double-play combinations.  I'll sift through the suggestions,2 and we'll reconvene on Monday, April 20th, which 

  1. is a Monday, when our traffic generally is highest
  2. is an off day for the Cubs
  3. is April 20th, which will amuse a few of our more morally degenerate readers

At that time I'll post a poll listing as many finalists as the poll will allow, and we'll vote on the nominees.  The nickname with the most votes at the end of Sunday the 26th wins, and, on pain of certain and immediate death,3 we're all obligated to use the nickname for the rest of the season. 


1The three percent is negotiable. I'd hold out for 3.15% if I were you.

2 And by "sift" I mean I'll drunkenly glance at a few of them and, after factoring in bribes, come up with a short list

3 If certain and immediate death would inconvienience you, we might be able to arrange for you to instead receive season tickets to the Pirates.

 

Comments

There were a good series of initial ideas when I first broached this idea at the end of an old game recap

 

2 Scrappy 2 Quit by Jackstraw

"2-Short" and "The Not" by The Joe

The Ot Couple by T-Dubs

"Two from LSU" and "Scrap Incorporated" from The Real Neal

 

What else do you have?

Fontherinot (Fon-ter-i-no)? Seems a little unwieldy. the Gruesome Twosome Mike n Ike the Scarecrow and Mr. King (not sure which is which) Bosom Buddies (a la the old Tom Hanks show) the Tabasco Kids Hot n Spicy (a little creepy, no?)

Scrappy Squared (I would suggest making this Scrappy raised to the two power, but I don't know how to put in superscript)

The Tiger Cubs - because they went to LSU and because they're tiny enough to be carried from the mouth by a mama Cub aka Big Z

"Scraptastic". (or "The Scraptastics" if it needs pluralzing). "The T-Men". (in South Louisiana, when something's diminutive, it's given the prefix "t", as in "T-Boy" for "little boy" or if a father (i.e. "Mike") has a son with the same name, the son will be called "T-Mike"...one current sports example of this is "T-Bob Hebert" who is Bobby Hebert's son. "T" could also, doubly, stand for "Tigers").

Some with strange, uncomfortable meanings: French Kiss Cajun Penetration Double Penetration The Fur Trappers Frenchy and the Man Frylock and Shake Can I Borrow a Quarter for the Suicide Booth? (long but catchy!) or I think this is probably the best one out there yet: DoublePlayEnot

These are seriously cracking me up. I can't include all of these options, so as you brainstorm new ideas, also flag some choices here that you would like to see appear when the poll goes up next week

I had one in parachat on that particular day and I can't remember what it was. It was really good, too. Going to bother me all day. Also, this blog still needs more madlibs.

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In reply to by Transmission

I can't get behind that one, though I love puns, because if it's the 'Ott Couple' then it doesn't bring to mind their names, but rather Mel Ott. If it's the 'Oh Couple' then it's a not as reminiscent of the play. At first glance, it's good but I think 3 years from now people would be wondering 'what the hell is an 'Ott Couple'?' when they see the T-shirts.

Short and Shorter (double entendre, as their Louisiana brethren might say, with one of the positions played) I also liked the Tiger Cubs.

Maybe we can get the entire list from the thread in a neat order...so some don't get missed. Then the poll can be based upon nominations? It'd also be cool if we could vote in ranking system. Top five in order of favorite or something. I'll, of course, vote 5 times for the Battin' Deluge.

"The Scrap Brothers" They don't hit homers like the A's did, but they help their team in different, scrappy, ways.

Etoufee Elves Bayou Brothers The Crawdaddy Twins Prudhomme's Neglected Gumbo Guppies Wendy Rice-a-Roni Guys Trolly Trouble Twins

The Kajun Keystone Konnection We can shorten it to 3 K's for T-shirt formatting purposes. Maybe Carlos or Chad and get the T-shirt stand set up at Clark and Addison with that baby?

I refuse to endorse any nickname that would not be passable as a tag-team name were Theriot and Fontenot professional wrestlers. Therefore, my humble suggestions... The Vanilla Midgets The Cajun Shrimp

les rouges dangereux (or les dangereux de 'rouge) The fonti-riot (silent t, hard t) The Ot Face Scrap Bastards Ryan-not-mite

Favorites so far: Breauxmance... or Breauxmiscuity? Tiger Cubs and a modification of a previous post: Derrek and the Deux-Men-Ots.

I'm uneasy with all these projections showing the Cubs winning the division. Like it's a forbidden thought to think the Cubs are the favorite. I'm not superstitious, but I am a compulsive worrier, maybe that's it, but it's like the very act of thinking it will damn the Cubs to an injury-ridden season.

Jake Fox has 2 homeruns, a double, and five RBI in 3 at bats tonight. I'm all atwitter in anticipation of someday taking part in a collaborative naming of a Micah Hoffpauir / Jake Fox platoon.

Milwaukee bullpen doing that walking thing again. I have to admit, it's much more amusing when it's another staff's bullpen. McClung on pace to pitch in 140 games this year.

My favorites off the top of my head are: Short and Shorter Scrappy Deux-ot Short and Stop the dinky deux

What about simply, 1. the Po-Boys 2. the Ot-Boy Po-Boys (silent 't' of course) 3. the Gator Bites 4. Red Beans and Rice (Fontenot has Strawberry hair, yes?)

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In reply to by granolaCUB

Po-Boys! HA! I still think the Cardinals will be there at the end of the year. La Russa can field a team of Iraqi burka-clad women and Pujols, and be in the thick of it. I believe he has had above .500 seasons 7 of the last 10 years, including a WS ring. Their pitching staff is looking very good in the early going, to my extreme displeasure.

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In reply to by Charlie

Agree. I'd be very afraid of both the quality and quantity of my rotation pitchers if I were a Cardinal fan. I'd also be VERY nervous about how TLR is handling the 9th inning right now. Not putting a lot of confidence in anybody. I'd also be concerned that I was lying to myself about my sexuality if I were Cardinal fan. Thankfully that's not an issue.

Double-ot Heaven (on Seven)...at least it would come with an automatic sponsor. My favorites so far: Tabasco Kids Oui Men Scrappy Deux-ot Hammerin' Hobbits Ot-Boys Scrap Bastards Cajun Shrimp

" ... Marquis has no idea what the reception will be like from the Cubs’ fans. “Only they’ll know, so I try not to worry about that,” Marquis said. “It’s out of my hands. I know I gave every ounce of effort every time I took the ball every situation. If hard work and hundred percent effort every time out isn’t appreciated, then it’s out of my hands.” " http://www.insidetherockies.com/2009/04/14/marquis-returns-to-wrigley/ Here's a tip, Jason: If they boo you, it's not because they think you didn't try.

Marquis gave effort I don't see any argument that he didn't, but he at times had an aversion to the strike zone at certain times and at other times couldn't get us through some games with big leads, but I guess Ted Lilly has had a few games like that too. Marquis 2008 was actually alot better than 2007 if my memory serves me right. I'm just glad to be on the other end of him instead of having to watch him in blue. Of course he will probably give one of his 'great' games and we'll all be cursing him...again. Also I hate to be happy about injuries but I'm not crying over Carpenter going on the DL.

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In reply to by Jeff_Pico

During the 2 years Marquis pitched in Chicago, the Cubs were 36-25 in games that he started; just about .600 baseball. He isn't Cy Young, but that stat alone should show the value of what Marquis is: An innings eater who takes the ball every 5th day, and most of those days keeps you in the game. Marquis was an OK starter, and terrific as a #5 pitcher, which is what we had him for Anyone who dogs Marquis doesn't understand baseball, or expects the Cubs to have aces up and down the rotation. BTW, Cubs record with Carlos Zambrano on the mound, same time period: 38-26, almost identical

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In reply to by Q-Ball

I think the problem is that when Hendry signed Marquis before 2007, we were paying him #2 or #3 starter's money. We have improved our staff since then (Dempster back to starting, Harden, etc.) and he became the 5th best pitcher making a lot more $$ than a 5th starter should, which isn't his fault, so he gets a bad rap for that. He was in the right place at the right time with the Cardinals when they won the World Series, and he cashed in. Unfortunately for Marquis, I think he and his big contract were also a roadblock during the failed attempt to get Jake Peavy, which left a bad taste in the mouth of a lot of Cubs fans. I know I was hoping to upgrade from Marquis to Peavy for just a little more money in 2009 (even though we would have taken on another backloaded contract)... For these reasons, I think he will get booed more than he should. Based on performance, he was a very serviceable pitcher, but sometimes that doesn't matter.

I LOVE Ot Face, or it could be Ot-Ot-Ot Face, in reference to Office Space, with a picture of the guy from the movie saying it on the shirt. Of course, we would have to include some reference to or a picture of our guys, or people wouldn't know what the fontenot we were talking about... For a slogan, how about "We lost our Wood, but we still got our 'Ot Face" with a picture of both guys on the shirt? Most people buying this would know the reference to Office Space anyways...

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In reply to by Ryno

With as many choices as the consumer is getting these days, I'm looking forward to the day when I get to choose which announcers mikes are "hot". I think listening to Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN hearing just Jon Miller wouldn't be too bad. Watching the Sox and just hearing Stoney's color. For now, I watch 95% of sports on TV with the sound down. How many guys tell you something you don't already know? Stone, yes. McCarver (for me only, maybe), yes.

Shake and Bake. Sells itself. Catchy, not overtly referencing the cajun thing, although fried chicken maybe. And a clear reference to one of the best movies ever made.... At least by Will Ferrell.

Recent comments

  • Childersb3 (view)

    Tauchman gets a pinch hit RBI single with a liner to RF. This is his spot. He's a solid 4th OF. But he isn't a DH. 

    He takes pitches. Useful. I still believe in having good hitters.

    You don't want your DH to be your weak link (other than your C maybe)

  • crunch (view)

    bit of a hot take here, but i'm gonna say it.

    the 2024 marlins don't seem to be good at doing baseballs.

  • Dolorous Jon Lester (view)

    Phil, will the call up for a double header restart that 15 days on assignment for a pitcher? Like will wesneski’s 15 days start yesterday, or if he’s the 27th man, will that mean 15 days from tomorrow?

    I hope that makes sense. It sounds clearer in my head.

  • Charlie (view)

    Tauchman obviously brings value to the roster as a 4th outfielder who can and should play frequently. Him appearing frequently at DH indicated that the team lacks a valuable DH. 

  • TarzanJoeWallis (view)

    Totally onboard with your thoughts concerning today’s lineup. Not sure about your take on Tauchman though.

    The guy typically doesn’t pound the ball out out of the park, and his BA is quite unimpressive. But he brings something unique to the table that the undisciplined batters of the past didn’t. He always provides a quality at bat and he makes the opposing pitcher work because he has a great eye for the zone and protects the plate with two strikes exceptionally well. In addition to making him a base runner more often than it seems through his walks, that kind of at bat wears a pitcher down both mentally and physically so that the other guys who may hit the ball harder are more apt to take advantage of subsequent mistakes and do their damage.

    I can’t remember a time when the Cubs valued this kind of contribution but this year they have a couple of guys doing it, with Happ being the other. It doesn’t make for gaudy stats but it definitely contributes to winning ball games. I do believe that’s why Tauchman has garnered so much playing time.

  • Arizona Phil (view)

    Miles Mastrobuoni cannot be recalled until he has spent at least ten days on optional assignment, unless he is recalled to replace a position player who is placed on an MLB inactive list (IL, Paternity, Bereavement / Family Medical). 

     

    And for a pitcher it's 15 days on optional assignment before he can be recalled, unless he is replacing a pitcher who is placed on an MLB inactive list (IL, Paternity, or Bereavement / Family Medical). 

     

    And a pitcher (or a position player, but almost always it's a pitcher) can be recalled as the 27th man for a doubleheader regardless of how many days he has been on optional assignment, but then he must be sent back down again the next day. 

     

    That's why the Cubs had to wait as long as they did to send Jose Cuas down and recall Keegan Thompson. Thompson needed to spend the first 15 days of the MLB regular season on optional assignment before he could be recalled (and he spent EXACTLY the first 15 days of the MLB regular season on optional assignment before he was recalled). 

  • Dolorous Jon Lester (view)

    Indeed they do TJW!

    For the record I’m not in favor of solely building a team through paying big to free agents. But I’m also of the mind that when you develop really good players, get them signed to extensions that buy out a couple years of free agency, including with team options. And supplement the home grown players with free agent splashes or using excess prospects to trade for stars under team control for a few years. Sort of what Atlanta does, basically. Everyone talks about the dodgers but I feel that Atlanta is the peak organization at the current moment.

    That said, the constant roster churn is very Rays- ish. What they do is incredible, but it’s extremely hard to do which is why they’re the only ones frequently successful that employ that strategy. I definitely do not want to see a large market team like ours follow that model closely. But I don’t think free agent frenzies is always the answer. It’s really only the Dodgers that play in that realm. I could see an argument for the Mets too. The Yankees don’t really operate like that anymore since the elder Steinbrenner passed. Though I would say the reigning champions built a good deal of that team through free agent spending.

  • Childersb3 (view)

    The issue is the Cubs are 11-7 and have been on the road for 12 of those 18.  We should be at least 13-5, maybe 14-4. Jed isn't feeling any pressure to play anyone he doesn't see fit.
    But Canario on the bench, Morel not at 3B for Madrigal and Wisdom in RF wasn't what I thought would happen in this series.
    I was hoping for Morel at 3B, Canario in RF, Wisdom at DH and Madrigal as a pinch hitter or late replacement.
    Maybe Madrigal starts 1 game against the three LHSP for Miami.
    I'm thinking Canario goes back to Iowa on Sunday night for Mastrobuoni after the Miami LHers are gone.
    Canario needs ABs in Iowa and not bench time in MLB.
    With Seiya out for a while Wisdom is safe unless his SOs are just overwhelmingly bad.

    My real issue with the lineup isn't Madrigal. I'm not a fan, but I've given up on that one.
    It's Tauchman getting a large number of ABs as the de factor DH and everyday player.
    I didn't realize that was going to be the case.
    We need a better LH DH. PCA or ONKC need to force the issue in about a month.
    But, even if they do so, Jed doesn't have to change anything if the Cubs stay a few over .500!!!

  • TarzanJoeWallis (view)

    Totally depends on the team and the player involved. If your team’s philosophy is to pay huge dollars to bet on the future performance of past stars in order to win championships then, yes, all of the factors you mentioned are important.

    If on the other hand, if the team’s primary focus is to identify and develop future stars in an effort to win a championship, and you’re a young player looking to establish yourself as a star, that’s a fit too. Otherwise your buried within your own organization.

    Your comment about bringing up Canario for the purposes of sitting him illustrates perfectly the dangers of rewarding a non-performing, highly paid player over a hungry young prospect, like Canario, who is perpetually without a roster spot except as an insurance call up, but too good to trade. Totally disincentivizing the performance of the prospect and likely diminishing it.

    Sticking it to your prospects and providing lousy baseball to your fans, the consumers and source of revenue for your sport, solely so that the next free agent gamble finds your team to be a comfortable landing spot even if he sucks? I suppose  that makes sense to some teams but it’s definitely not the way I want to see my team run.

    Once again, DJL, our differences in philosophy emerge!

  • Dolorous Jon Lester (view)

    That’s just kinda how it works though, for every team. No team plays their best guys all the time. No team is comprising of their best 26 even removing injuries.

    When baseball became a business, like REALLY a business, it became important to keep some of the vets happy, which in turn keeps agents happy and keeps the team with a good reputation among players and agents. No one wants to play for a team that has a bad reputation in the same way no one wants to work for a company that has a bad rep.

    Don’t get me wrong, I hate it too. But there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

    On that topic, I find it silly the Cubs brought up Canario to sit as much as he has. He’s going to get Velazquez’d, and it’s a shame.