Cub-Fan Misery Loves Company

It's not that there is absolutely nothing positive to say about the Cubs right now. It's that the positives are so deep beneath so much raw sewage, I just don't have it in me to go baling through the muck to uncover them.

Instead, I have decided that the best way to get through this latest low spot in this awful season is to find a National League team even more woeful than our Cubs.

There are some solid candidates:

— Our friends to the north, the Brewers, who have dropped three in a row to fall a season-worst 10 games under .500. They lost Monday to the Marlins when Ken Macha, whose job seems to be hanging by a thread, left his starting pitcher in one batter too long, and they lost Tuesday when Macha was forced to pull David Bush because of a blister and replaced him with Trevor Hoffman. Three hits, two walks, and three runs followed. Yes, that's Trevor Hoffman of the 11.65 ERA and imminent retirement party.

Of course, what's really miserable about the Brewers this year is that they're SO bad, they have dropped five of six to the Chicago Cubs. 

— The Diamondbacks, who have lost nine games in a row, including a 10-inning, 1-0 defeat at Los Angeles last night in which Dan Haren held the Dodgers scoreless for eight innings, threw a career-high 126 pitches, and had to settle for an ND. That came on the heels on a defeat Monday in which Arizona coughed up a 4-2, eighth-inning lead and lost 5-4 on a walk-off balk, which according to the AZ Snakepit blog, has happened less frequently since 1954 than perfect games. And, oh, yeah—the Diamondbacks' upcoming schedule includes a stretch in which they'll play, in order, the Cardinals, Red Sox, Tigers, Yankees, Rays, and Cardinals again.

Sounds miserable to me. The thing about the Diamondbacks is, they won 100 games and made the playoffs in their second year in existence (1999) and then won the World Series just two years later, so my attitude about Arizona is what it has long been: shut up and suffer. By Cub standards, you used up your good fortune for the next several decades back in 2001.

— The Astros, who are last in the NL Central, 18-34, 12 1/2 games out of first, and 5 1/2 games behind the Cubs. Houston tough guy/poster boy Roy Oswalt says he doesn't want to be an Astro any more. And owner Drayton McLane has established such a record for knuckleheadedness that Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle is pointing to the Cubs (!) and in effect saying, "Dammit, Drayton. Why can't we do business like those guys?"

So who is the most miserable of all? Right now, I would have to give the nod to the Astros. They get special woefulness points for bringing up the rear in baseball's most woeful division. On the other hand, they did take two of three from the Cubs when the teams met back in April here in Chicago, and the two clubs will be meeting again in Houston over the next few days.

Who says the Cubs won't have anything to play for in 2010?


Lineup vs. LH Duke: riot, byrd, lee, nady (rf), rami, sori, soto, castro, z.

earn your money Z

Hard to believe the Stro's fans are more miserable. The Astros won the pennant in 2005. It looks more and more like I'm gonna die without every being able to see the Cubs do it.

Message for the worthless Ricketts owners: Your GM has been messing with the team for 15 years now. He's an absolute joke. If he were actually competent he should have won a pennant through sheer chance by now. Ten out of the 16 teams in the NL have won the NL pennant during Hendry's tenure with the Cubs. You bought a shitty organization with an uprecedented record of losing. Fix it or die, motherfuckers!

Astros fans are just indifferent.


Mostly they are waiting for football season to start. You never see anyone in Houston in a bad mood because the Astros lost the night before.

Sorry, I was mixing my miserables. I was thinking primarily of which team is in the saddest state, not so much whether their fans were the most anguished. If it was the latter, I think Cubs fans would be well out in front (as we are perpetually). I would also have to give a nod to Mets fans, who seem completely distraught 100% of the time.

I have no idea where these numbers came from. Hendry took over as GM in July 2002. Even if you count that year, only the Giants, Marlins, Cardinals, Astros, Rockies, and Phillies have made it to the World Series. That's just 6, and it seems silly to count 2002.

Hendry started in the Cubs organization in '95 is what I assume he's alluding to...

5 game playoff series is a bitch...

It is kind of hard not to become indifferent with this bunch. With a few exceptions, this team seems to have been overtaken by lifeless zombies, masquerading as DLee, TheRiot, ARam, etc.,. It's only June 2nd guys, you're gonna need to amp up on your lifesource energy. That or bring back PEDs. They've been phoning it in here since the '08 playoffs. Hard to watch and care.
I love the Cubs, but this shit is brutal.

White Sox fans hate their 2010 team too.

it's not very bright, but that's my season so far bright spot.

I'm surprised Z isn't battimg 4th. Damn Nada for going 4-4 yesterday.

What's not to like? Don't we all enjoy watching the Pirates beat us like a $2 whore?

I remember Letterman had a top ten list for the Mets. One of the things was an exhortation to keep on sucking. I think the Cubs got that memo when they got their plane tickets to Pittsburgh.

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  • AZ PHIL- Is Clayton Richard a free agent or not? One site I see he is, on another no. MLB has him listed as a free agent, Cot's contracts says he is a FA, baseball-reference says he's not, but Cubs have him on active roster. I know that he is just short of MLB 6 years service by just like 15 days, but that doesn't always matter.

  • Except that he gave up Russell and McKinney for a half-season of Hammel...

  • Beane cam at least point and laugh at Hammel.

  • The genius Angelo traded Olsen at Martzs request

  • Maybe Theo will sign Shark just so he can call Billy Beane and say: "Let's see...Russell? Check. McKinney? Check. Hammel? Check. Ninja? Check. Any other deals?"

  • To be fair to Emery and Trestman the foreshadowing of last year started happening well before them with the failure or mismanaging of multiple draft classes forcing the team to overspend in a free agency market that is even worse than baseball. Kyle Long seems like a good pick but they traded away another good one in Olson because of Martz's stupidity and inability to change his offense to fit the team talent.

  • HAGSAG: I think Domonic Brown does fit the criteria of a reclamation project, but unless he is willing to accept a minor league contract with an NRI to Spring Training, I don't think the Cubs would be interested given where the Cubs are right now. A couple of years ago? Yes. But probably not now.

    Brown would be better-off going to a club that is rebuilding and re-establish his value there, like Chris Coghlan did with the Cubs. And if he can re-establish his value, he could get traded to a contender at the trade deadline and take it from there.  

  • "they just fade away"

    (Except in the cases of no-fade lefties like Moyer, Orosco and Rich Hill.)

  • Amazing to me how quickly it fell apart under Trestman. Year 1, they were a Chris Conte brain fart away from making the playoffs. Year 2 -- coach, staff and GM all fired.

  • I am sure Jonathon Mota will be signed next.

  • AZ Phil, what is your thoughts on Domonic Brown as a reclamation project?

  • He also played LF in deference to Curtis Granderson.

    Meh... other moves to make...hope to see a move or two soon.

  • I haven't seen much Bears football this year - difficult to watch the games out here, but the game I saw the week before I was watching in shock as I saw them actually make tackles. And Cutler has looked really good, too.

    I guess people can quibble about play calling, but the team I saw is way more than 50% better coached (my only very minor disagreement with your comment).

    Under Trestman, the team didn't do anything right. This team played like a well coached team when I saw them play the Rams.

  • "What is sometimes overlooked about Vogelbach because of his "bad body" and because he has struggled so much defensively is that he is a hard worker, has a great attitude, loves to play the game, and is very well-liked by his teammates, and while that may not seem important, teams do actually value stuff like that. "

    As well they should. Replace a word here and there and you are describing any worker someone would hire.

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    Some closure on the 6 degrees of Separation for Matt Garza/Chris Archer

  • Hahahahaha