Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Henry was good. He said he will slap me."
- Carlos Zambrano, on Henry Blanco coming out to talk to him after walking the first 3 batters in Sundayís game versus the Padres
Not Settling for Second Best
"It's early, but we don't want the Wild Card. We want to win the division. We will win the division. That's our goal."
- Carlos Zambrano laying the smackdown
Not That There's Anything Wrong with that...
"He's a beauty."
Jeromy Burnitz, on Carlos Zambrano