Great Moments in Awkward History

Not since some bright guy invited Stephen Colbert to the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinners, have we been able to witness a more uncomfortable public verbal flogging.

Hat tip to Big League Stew for the link.

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WOW. That was completely fascinating. For real. When did this happen?

I guess last night.

Was anybody slammed through the Spanish announcers' table? That's the real question on everyone's mind this morning.

I'm not sure if it's true, but I always think of Soriano as being a guy with very limited english speaking/comprehending skills.

Assuming he understood what was being said, it seems odd that he'd just stand there. Unless he was prepped for what was going to go down and was complicent in the whole thing, he'd have been better suited to have just laughed dismissively and walked off.

Very odd.

I'm sure he was in on it...I'm just not sure he knew what he was in on before agreeing to it.

HA HA

That is exactly what I was thinking.

Very weird. They should have gotten someone else who understand/speaks English.

They should have gotten someone else who understand/speaks English.

Sure... except for the fact that Soriano does understand and speak English.

Good Catch.

I should have added the word 'better' as the last word of that sentence.

LEVINE REVEALS

Telander, what a disgrace! what an arrogant lazy fuck!, introduced himself to Ryan Theriot FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME YESTERDAY!

http://espn.go.com/chicago/columns/blog?post=41734...

firericktelander.com is available, dude. You better strike while the iron's hot.

JR- "Well Miz is letting Soriano have it..."

INTERUPTED by NWA "F#ck the Police" blaring over speakers.

JR screams _"Wait a minute!! By GAWD!! That's Milton Bradley's Music!!"

Bradley walks to ring with empty water bottle.

JR- "Buziness just picked up!!"

well played

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

biz's favorite link from Parachat...

Who cares if Fonzie was in on it or not, that was equal parts hilarious and retarded.

Did a google search and apparently that whole shtick is standard fare for NWE. The wrestler the dude was calling out came by and hugged Soriano after his "match".

There are a ton of these wrestling blogs that give blow by blow accounts of every thing that is said at these events. Wow.

You mean it wasn't REAL? ;)

I've placed a call to the Attorney General's office to begin an investigation.

Kidding aside, even if it is standard fare, I wonder how often the standard fare includes a MLB player??

Yeah, these things are all staged... like a Manny Ramirez or Albert Pujols home run.

Fonzi was likely paid to be part of that, at the very least his evening was comped by whatever lame group runs those things. If Fonzi had been told what the skit was, then he's an idiot for being part of it. But I doubt anyone told him, they probably were looking to take advantage of him. It's tasteless garbage from a phony sport with an even bigger PED problem than MLB.

Check out this article about how many wrestlers have had steroids related deaths in a 10 year period, it's 60 something.

http://www.ickypeople.com/2007/06/60-wrestlers-und...

Wow.
Thats a long list of of dead wrestlers. I'm surprised the 'sport' hasnt been shut down completely.

no wonder BB and Clemens are so crabby.

It's a hillbilly thing. They're really into it still.

they're not technically a sport and WWE, especially, has been very active for many years to brand themselves as anything but a sport.

they steroid test wrestlers in washington state or oregon...i think oregon...not sure. anyway, you don't see much wrestling there.

the biggest problem, though...imo...is how these people treat their pain.

there's house shows (non-televised/taped) performances in between the TV stuff. most of these guys work matches 4-6 times a week and some never take much time off. it all looks choreographed and etc, but really...take all the fancy moves and keeping moving while the match is going on, the acting, etc...just imagine being picked up 6-8' in the air and thrown down for a living as a starting point then think about all the other gymnastic and stunt-man crap they do.

lot of pills and booze. i'm actually surprised there's not more killing/injuring themselves with their automobiles before they get to the point where they're OD'ing on something.

ah, it's just a bit of fun.

he probably just got choice seats for him and friends, a really nice ride there, and food/drinks.

the "heel" with the mic was just there to make damn sure everyone in the room knew they were supposed to hate him.

it's a lot more classy than dressing sgt. slaughter up as an iraqi sympathizer during Gulf War 1 (the one with the nifty trading cards...war is fun sometimes).

...and yes, it's a classless sport...or entertainment...

saw the japanese version of this...taunting Fukudome?

http://www.wwe.co.jp/ppvspecial/

Sorry about posting a lol post, but...

LOL!

Wow. A total setup and a shameless use of Soriano and the Cubs, but still hilarious. I don't think he could have handled it much better though.

One wonders if this won't fire Sori up a little bit. :)

What does Soriano have to be fired up about again?

no wonder BB and Clemens are so crabby.

...it's the hot sauce treatment that makes em crabby.

old style cure for crabs:

cut away half the hair
light the other half on fire
smash crabs with hammers as they run from the fire to the hairless side

yeah... that'd make you crabby alright...

Sort of on topic, looks like the WWE and the Nuggets have a little conflict of dates. Both have booked the Pepsi Center next Monday, even though the WWE actually have a signed contract.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4176082

In it Vince McMahon takes a pretty good jab at the Nuggets owner. Not sure how they can move the WWE out of that spot now with so many tickets sold. Looks like the NBA will have to move the date of the game. It will be interesting to see this play out as McMahon will love the attention it gets and will be very hard nosed I am sure.

Rickie Weeks out for the season.

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/45348082.html

Brew Crew just signed Catalanotto. It probably means Counsel and Catalanotto will get most of the time at 2b with Hall getting more time back at 3b now.

There goes my Dan Uggla plan B. Guess I'll go get Polanco. *sigh*

I should also add that he's cranked out some good offensive fantasy numbers for me for the short time I've had him, so I can only assume that means he was a big part of the Brewers over-achieving offense this year.

Once again, I'd like to apologize to Ne!f! saved us!. That is shitty luck.

I'd totally be willing to trade them Aaron Miles. The Cubs will take anything back...Hendry has authorized me to make the deal.

I was reading Doug Melvin's statement to the press when he signed Catalanotto last week, and he said Cat was going to the minors and had to prove himself first. And from the latest article I linked to above, he's not coming up right now to replace Weeks roster spot.

"One option to bring up from the minors is 2B Hernan Iribarren, who is batting .311 at Class AAA Nashville. But whomever comes out will not be a regular player. Melvin said he'd have a replacement by game time tomorrow in Houston.

Melvin did say that shortstop prospect Alcides Escobar would begin to get some action at second base at Nashville in the event there is another injury. But Melvin said Escobar would not be coming up now.

For the present, Counsell will handle the bulk of the duty at second with right-handed-hitting Casey McGehee getting some starts against lefties."

And Bill Hall will still be riding the pine quite a bit, as they have Matt Gamel up now to take away Hall's playing time. Interesting times in Milwaukee. It's about time our division foes starting having their own share of injuries.

Phillies signed Paul Bako to a minor league deal.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillies_zone/P...

Inbox: Can Harden work deeper?

(14-yr old chuckle)

This was so uncomfortable to watch. It would have been better if it had been Manny, A-Rod, Clemens, and their dealer getting ridiculed at the 'roid show. Also check out for things to do around Wrigley that don't involve lame wrestlers at mywrigleyville.com

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  • game restarting...degrom on the mound, hammel taking his AB.

    crunch 20 min 35 sec ago view
  • rain delay...bah.

    crunch 1 hour 25 min ago view
  • Indians extend their streak.

    Darwin Barney gets tagged with the loss.

    Mornington Crescent 1 hour 32 min ago view
  • delayed until 7:20 -EST- (tarp off the field)...

    CLE/TOR in the top 18th in case you're bored. 2nd baseman r.goins pitching for TOR...hit 90mph so far. 1ip 2h 1bb 0k, 0 r/er (bb was ibb). he threw a fastball/change mix. crowd loved it. d.ross is not impressed.

    d.barney strands j.lake at 2nd in the bottom 18 for the cubs bluejays...to the 19th!

    -cubs game has begun-

    crunch 1 hour 47 min ago view
  • BRADSBEARD: Javier Assad was still pitching into the 6th inning, and the first batter he faced reached base on an E-4 (that was Assad's 70th and final pitch of the game). Then Leathersich relieved Assad and retired the second batter 4-3 on the first pitch of the AB (the runner at 1st base advanced to 2nd on the play), and then on an 0-1 pitch the third batter in the inning (second one faced by Leathersich) lined into an inning-ending 6-4 DP (baserunner doubled off 2nd base). When calculating GO/AO, double plays and triple plays count as only one out. 

    Arizona Phil 2 hours 3 min ago view
  • Wow. The site actually loaded without an error! Happy 4th all, and Go Cubs!

    The E-Man 2 hours 59 min ago view
  • OK -- my 4th of July resolution is to try to stay more positive. So -- 10 games to the AS break, meaning the Cubs will be in first place at the break! First time since...2008? Also, hopefully, Willson, KB and Javy learned something about Familia yesterday that they can use in the future.

    billybucks 3 hours 34 min ago view
  • Hmmm, my math might be fuzzy but if he retired 3 batters with 3 pitches, how did he get a 1/1 GO/AO ratio?

    bradsbeard 4 hours 59 min ago view
  • Pls DFA Peralta when Richard comes back. Richard 1 IP, O R, O ER, 0 BB, 2 Ks in first rehab appearance. We really need to trade for a LHRP.

    chitownmvp01 5 hours 16 min ago view
  • "The Boston Red Sox were banned from signing any international players for the next year and had five of their teenage prospects declared free agents on Friday after a Major League Baseball investigation showed they circumvented signing-bonus rules last year, a source familiar with the situation told Yahoo Sports."

    https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/source-red-sox-b...

    Rob Richardson 8 hours 55 min ago view
  • The thing with Heyward is its not just free agency. He is way under performing his career #s. He's making the same % of contact but his soft contact is much higher and hard contact much lower than all his previous years so there is something very specifically going on this year causing the issues. Chances are he will eventually get back to his previous #s and it's better to get the slump now and get that hot run later but I wish I knew what is different about this year. He's either just not seeing the ball as well or a swing change is causing it.

    johann 9 hours 11 min ago view
  • Only 3 pitches for Leathersich. Not much of a rehab outing.

    Thanks for the reporting Phil.

    QuietMan 9 hours 23 min ago view
  • He's the nastiest pitcher I've seen in awhile. I'm gonna give them all a mulligan on this one.

    Coghlan's strike out was more disappointing. He was fighting off a lot of pitches and not swinging at crap, and on the last pitch, he swung at stuff he was laying off, and struck out.

    And Heyward, too. I don't blame Heyward - I blame free agency. I hate it. You almost never get a valid return on the investment.

    I look forward to the day when ball players own the teams. The current economics are not sustainable.

    Old and Blue 10 hours 24 min ago view
  • Oh, I'm sure you're right. He's not 27-27 in saves for nothing. But, man, I hope they learned last night that he didn't throw a single pitch in the zone to KB, Contreras or Baez, and they all just kept swinging.

    billybucks 12 hours 32 min ago view
  • Sounds like a much better game than last night's fiasco in Flushing.

    Old and Blue 12 hours 48 min ago view
  • I'm pretty sure it looks like a sweet pitch on the way in. How many sinkers like that are there at 98 mph? I agree that they should just do a Lackey and stand their with their bat on their shoulders until he throws a strike next time, but I can see how that's hard to do.

    The bullpen, on the other hand, is a mess, and Heyward is starting to piss me off.

    Old and Blue 12 hours 50 min ago view