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I noticed Gordon Wittenmeyer (sun-times) hasn't been around since the Phils series...must be on vacation otherwise he would have been all over the Lilly stuff

Tribune/Sullivan goes over the Stone/Kaplan/Bradley rumor stuff...

"I don't pay attention to rumors," he said. "I'm always rumored. I'm one of them guys that are multi-talented, can do a lot of things. I'm not surprised. It's just a rumor."

A Cubs official then told Bradley the rumor was "100 percent untrue." Bradley began berating the media for spreading the rumor, calling it "garbage."

and this quote from Hendry on Soto...

Does Soto need to get in better condition to avoid injuries like his oblique strain?

"No, he's naturally a big-boned guy," Hendry said. "I don't think his weight is any different than last year when he won [N.L.] Rookie of the Year. He came to camp in real good shape, gained a few pounds after the [World Baseball Classic]. He's never going to be tall and skinny, but he's not overweight."


Sullivan/Tribune article about Lilly but has brief mention that BJ Ryan, who reports to Iowa monday, may be with the Cubs as soon as next weekend (in Florida vs Marlins)

AP photo of Big and Little Z

The Cubs' day began innocently enough when Carlos Zambrano's dog, "Little Z," left a present in front of the locker of Kosuke Fukudome's Japanese hitting coach.

"That means good luck," Kyosuke Sasaki said.

also this quote that I really like...

Hart credited Lilly for sitting next to him on the bench and giving advice.

"Teddy's a gamer," he said. "You just try to bring the same energy he brings every time he takes the mound. He's a great guy to sit right next to you going over hitters."

speaking of big-boned, Hideki Irabu attempting a comeback...

great quotes from Rickey's career...set your Tivo for his speech.

Re: Run differentials, Cards, etc.

ROB G: Did you happen to catch the run diff. for the Astros? I have not, but just can't imagine with their pitching staff that they will remain in this race much longer. Wtf!? I mean RUSS ORTIZ???

Since I have been out of the country w/out consistent WiFi, was there any talk here why the Cubs did not make a play for Julio Lugo?

The team does not have a credible SS back-up that can hit.

I don't get it.

What were the details here? Waiver? Trade?

I fucking hate the Cardinals.

he sucks?

Soriano hitting .358 in July w/ .940 OPS. 64 ABs. Granted, I think he didnt get moved down the order until July 4th or so, but does this finally dispel the"Soriano can't be moved out of the leadoff spot" bullshit?

I'm not even in that camp, but 64 AB's doesn't dispel shit.

Fewer than 64 ABs were used to prove he couldn't hit down the order...

No, they didn't
People may have said he can't hit other places after fewer than 64 ABs, but 64 at bats could never prove that. Just like how 64 ABs doesn't prove that he's a better hitter in the 6 hole.

Having said that, it looks like Sori's heating up now. Len and Bob said he's hitting 392 or something since he moved to 6. CAUTION: It is a coincidence that he's hitting now and hitting 6th

just glad he's hitting...don't care where

I was using the term "prove" sarcastically.

a call goes the Cubs way...

Martinez, Lee for Loney and maybe Billingsley or Kershaw and a prospect...

I assume Martinez would become a 1B full-time in this move?

That was the speculation, but now Rosenthal is reporting his own rumor as false.

hell yeah...

have to hold on for 66 games..

Let's make a run towards .600 ball at the same time, OK?


ha, ha, ha, ha

Jess Todd.

I think this is fantastic news. Todd came into the year as the Cards' #4 prospect, and has a 2.20 ERA in 49 innings at Triple A.

Yeah Cardinals fans REALLY like this guy. I've seen his name mentioned alot lately on Cardinals boards wanting him to be called up.

Anyway we are in first f*ing place! woo hoo! This team is FINALLY playing like we thought it might at the beginning of the season. Not a moment too soon.

Lets keep it up and take 3 out of 4 from Houston.

While the Card's losing a great prospect helps the Cubs, I'm sure Hendry was none too thrilled. The Injuns got half a season of Dero and better prospects back. Perhaps Hendry can intern with Shapiro next season, maybe learn a few things.

Harden pitching, Aram hitting like bad-asses. Soriano over .250, driving in runners.

First place.

Could get used to this.

And... Fontenot STILL sucks!

Someone here during the first week of July mentioned his "torrid start in July".

Well, since that time he has gone from bad to worse:

LAst 14 - .259 .286 .556, 28 PA's

LAst 7 - .067 .125 .267, 16 PA's

Jim Hendry is still a fucking asshole for trading DeRosa and counting on this guy. I hope he can pull it together like some of the other guys have been post-ASG, but if he cannot soon, he's gonna land in Iowa real soon.

Ronny Cedeno still has not cracked the Mendoza line in Seattle yet, however. He also was tagged out while trying to tag up from first.

"Jim Hendry is still a fucking asshole for trading DeRosa and counting on this guy"

I think Lou is just as much to blame for counting on Fontenot. I'm sure he was in Hendry's ear.

I don't think any other team in baseball would start Fontenot. Maybe KC, but that's about it.

Wow, maybe Padres, too.

and you people can only complain? Get a life and be happy for once.

Sorry you construe criticism of a player who has had a bad year - thought to be the "starter" in ST - with "getting a life".

The baseball season has not ended today, has it? And, the Cubs have won nothing. So requesting a player play better is not out of bounds at all.

I have a life, BTW, which includes - but is not limited to - going to many Cub games at the ballpark.

well, let's put it this way: if you live your life the way you comment on this blog, you will stress your way to a shorter life.

i just wish some of us would not fret about every little thing and just learn to relax and take joy in every victory. trust me, you will live longer and you will enjoy your life more.

10-Man: You are probably right. This can be said about many people, but I certainly cannot deny part of it. However, no-where in any other areas of my life have I followed something so passionately for 41 years only to be "kicked-to-the-curb" time and time again.

It is my stupidity for taking this franchise too seriously sometimes. I wonder how many Red Sox fans felt the same way until they won the WS recently?

Anyway, thanks sincerely for your comments.

pretty much a repeat of yesterday...

Grabow, Sherrill, Beimel, Rhodes are relievers mentioned

Davis, Garland, Gorzelanny as starters mentioned...

throws in Teahan and O. Cabrera as well...

scouts from A's, White Sox, Tigers, Brewers, O's and Blue Jays scouted the series...

Cubs win, move into first...and Milton rips the fans. The same fans who were standing and cheering in the second inning.

Maybe he was in a bad mood for taking another called third strike with a runner on third and no outs.

What a complete and total dick. If he has a boom box, it should be smashed.

I found this, more ripping the media...although he says he didn't notice any of the cheers.

Who the fuck cares?

If he continues to get the job done, I could give a shit.

I have been to plenty of games where he has been mercilessly booed. So - this is the guy Hendry signed for three years. We have to deal with it.

Kelly Johnson starting to heat up for the Braves after a miserable year, but doesn't appear to be knocking off Martin Prado from 2b anytime soon. Braves have no pop at first base with Kotchman "sluggin" at .385/4HR clip.

Johnson's HR/OBP/SLG
2007 16/375/457
2008 12/349/446
2009 5/288/362

He's no savior, he may continue to suck, but he's 27 and has shown Derosa type offensive skills in 2007-2008 over full seasons. Maybe Jake Fox could cure the power outage at first for the Braves?

Fox for Johnson? I think that would be an absolute steal for the Braves. Johnson for 'sorta prospect' Bingo!

4-game set versus the NL Central's hottest team starting tomorrow, then the Cubs nemesis...3 on the road at Florida.

The End of Spin-0-Rama?

Kosuke Fukudome's Japanese hitting coach, Kyosuke Sasaki, departed Sunday after spending a week with Fukudome and working out some mechanics in his swing.

''He did a really nice job, and I told him that,'' Piniella said. ''We thank him for being here, and we were very appreciative and grateful to him and invited him back. He'll be back in September.''

Piniella noted the coach incorporated a slight knee turn that has helped Fukudome from spinning after an at-bat.

I wouldn't mind seeing the Cubs pick up Cabrera and Sherrill... I think both could definitely help, for the right price...

The Orioles are going to be asking for what you would expect for a closer for Sherrill, but the Cubs would use him as a setup man. I can't see how he would come at "the right price".

Arthur Rhodes would be a better target, unless Pinhead has some problem with him.

Oh, The Fake Bob, you always come up with the funniest nicknames.

I agree with The Real Neal (rare, I know). Rhodes will give you almost as good production as a LH setup pitcher. Plus, I'm a big believer of having experienced, journeyman pitchers in the bullpen. No sense in overpaying for Sherrill.

First Place?!?!?!? 3 up in the loss column!

Go Cubs Go....Go Cubs Go...

I just might be visiting Chicago in October after all.

First Place?!?!?!? 3 up in the loss column!=Fire Hendry

only at TCR

Talk to me when Hendry wins a World Series as a GM.

Every year, 31 GMs should be fired!

Your words, not mine...

Dickhead Bud Selig is trying to cement his place in the history of stupidity by reconsidering Pete Rose's lifetime ban from the Hall.

Long overdue...

I love Bradley continuing to swing at 3-0 pitches and fouling them off.

Maybe a bit more from the left side?

....while also taking close pitches with 2 strikes and being shocked --- shocked! -- when he is called out.

. Plus, I'm a big believer of having experienced, journeyman pitchers in the bullpen.
howry, eyre, remlinger, hawkins, heilman, cfox, leiber, rusch, veres, aguillera, guthrie, alfonseca, weathers, van poppel, karchner

i'm agnostic on this topic...but dont recall acquiring one that really helped make a difference

Rod Beck!!!!

Seriously though, I'm with you on this one, Cubster. I've always said I'd much rather take the best young pitchers our minor leagues have to offer and start their careers in the bullpen rather than spend $2-3 million on guys like Howry, Eyre, Remlinger, LaTroy, et al.

Great Names! Aguilera and van Poppel.

Nice trip down (bad) memory lane.

a big believer of having experienced, journeyman pitchers in the bullpen.

and although the trade was from Ed Lynch's (not Hendry) at the trade deadline...Karchner for Garland should be a lesson learned for all GM's out there who trade for mediocre middle reliever help at the deadline.

and another Ed Lynch trade with a hefty pricetag:

Rick Aguillera

...before the Twins traded the 37-year-old and pitcher Scott Downs to the Chicago Cubs for Kyle Lohse and Jason Ryan.

I guess Scott Downs was a nice haul here...he eventually went to the Expos...July 31, 2000, he was traded by the Cubs to the Expos for Rondell White.

Ed Lynch is still on the Cubs payroll! (an old Murph line), but it's still true.

...listed as Special Assistant to the General Manager

(I say he's got unsavory pics of Zell/Crane Kenney/Hendry/Dusty/Lou and a few others...hopefully not any Ricketts in his photo inventory)

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  • it's day old news, and it's got nothing to do with the cubs, but ichiro signed a $2m deal with MIA (with a $2m option for 2017).

    neat. 41 years old and damn close to 3000 hits.

    also, rain delays suck.

  • take that giants

  • I think that if a team objects to the 1-game wildcard playin game so much, they could just win the pennant and avoid themselves the trouble.

  • Per Jesse Sanchez at, Cubs reportedly have signed 20-year old Cuban OF Eddy Julio Martinez for $3M bonus. 

  • BLOCK: Of course any advantage is an advantage. An MLB, NBA, or NHL team getting the extra game at home in a seven game series is an advantage, I just don't think it is enough of an advantage for winning a division and/or having the best record in a conference or league over the course of an 82-game season (NBA and NHL) or 162 game series (MLB).

  • TEX takes the opening game from TOR (@TOR) 5-3.

    TOR lost bautista + donaldson in-game due to injuries...TEX lost beltre...dunno if any will be lingering issues leading to missed games.

  • Ride the Kid Magic! Schwarber hadn't homered in a long time before last night.

  • Greg Maddux was 8-18 in his rookie season. Kyle has the 8 wins down pat.

    Think Baby Maddux.

    Prof. Harold Hill's THINK system at work.

    Kyle is on the far left.

  • I support this. Hendricks has not only looked better lately but seems to start struggling after a few innings which is better than the 1st in the playoffs.

  • Just tweeted via Jesse Rogers: Hendricks starting Game 2. Wow. Just wow.

  • That was good!

  • Well said. On one hand, I thought the HBP was a bad baseball play -- down 4 runs, put a runner on for a red-hot Fowler. On the other hand, they needed to do something -- I hadn't thought about the warning/pitching inside point. Is Hurdle that smart? He does not strike me that way. By the way -- not clear which fan base you are referring to in your "first" 3rd point.

  • My unsolicited opinions on topics covered in this thread:
    1. I hate the fact that after 162 games, a team could be out after 1 game. However, I think the system is pretty close to perfect right now. 2 of 3 isn't feasible unless they shorten the regular season, and it ices the division winners for way too long. This creates excitement, and rewards the division winners.

  • Personally, I think the game could have had a very different look had the Pirates held onto the ball and tagged Fowler out on the steal in the first. Cole was clearly frazzled, but if they took that runner off the base, it could have relaxed him a lot.

  • Football games are played once a week. There are 16 games a year. I'm not even remotely following at all how you can compare the two leagues and playoff systems. It is physically impossible to play a home and away series. The idea of not having any road games in baseball playoffs is certainly a head scratcher.

    How is not having the first and last game at home a benefit for the division winners and team with the best record? How is it not an incentive to win the division when a WC team has to blow their top pitcher?

    Call me lost.

  • Two 97+ win teams in a do-or-die, great bullpens, overpowering starters, plenty of pop--hard to believe that game wouldn't be tense. A 4-0 lead is not a blowout, especially in that situation and with the Cubs' young bullpen. Not only would a defensive play here or there make a difference, but you get the win there also on the home plate umps strike zone (generous strike calls for Arrieta, including a couple Ks), and on Schwarber sitting on the right pitch at the right time.