Snark is the blogging equivalent of pennies: easy to throw around, but no matter how much is thrown, it doesn't buy much. Using too much of it in one place is a real jerk move, but when one just don't have any currency more valuable to offer, for a short while you can make due with each.
That weak analogy aside, let's snark up the Cubs sports media. From the headlines at the Sun-Times, I learn...
From the Tribune, I learn that:
From MLB I learn that:
From ESPN I learn that:
(Update, thanks to Navigator) - Just because you are a TV personality and beat your meat-based-analogy until it's raw doesn't mean that you know flank steak about the Cubs. (Evidently, Skip Bayless is amazed at the notion of Cubs instructors turning catchers into pitchers. Marmol says hi)
And from some place calling itself THF CUB REPORTER I learn that: