Let's never speak of last night again...
Good news is that the Cubs get a favorable pitching match-up today when Ryan Dempster faces....(shuffles papers)
(Yells at TCR Secretary)
What do you mean Cliff Lee is starting?....Who? He's just the AL Cy Young Winner....No, I don't need a sandwich Mom and don't come down here...Yes, I know it's the basement, but it's my office...and my bedroom.
alright...so bad news is that the Cubs have lost 6 of 7 and are facing last year's AL Cy Young Winner and recent Philly acquisition Cliff Lee in an attempt to avoid the sweep. Good news is that the Earth hasn't been hit by a large asteroid in a really long time.
Reader art after the jump...
Thanks to either The Cincy Kid or Ryno for that one, I can't tell you people apart by your real names when you email me.