Friday Funnies: Starlin Castro trade rumor - who is responsible?

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Submitted by CubbyBlue on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:05am

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Submitted by Ryno
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:32am

The catch is whoever gets Castro must also take Crane Kenney. This condition drastically cooled the trade market for Starlin Castro.

Submitted by JoePepitone
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:54am

Has anyone noticed that the girl wearing the SnorgTees T-shirt that says, "Meh" looks like she's related to former Guns N Roses guitarist Slash? Sweet Child 'O Mine, indeed!

Submitted by Jumbo
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:59am

Funny, I can't make my mind think of Slash when I see her.

By the way, according to my daughter's animal books, a goat says "maa" and a sheep says "baa."

Submitted by Newport
on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 9:35am

Your daughters books are correct. I'm questioning our daughter's See n Say that tells us a rabbit says boing, boing, boing. That's not what a fucking rabbit says.

That meh girl should start a new genre of porn. Hipster porn.

Submitted by Charlie
on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:53am

Hipster porn

Newport, a quick Google search would show you that genre of porn already exists. I mean, come on. Do your research.

Submitted by Jumbo
on Sat, 06/02/2012 - 12:29pm

I would watch it

Submitted by Rob G.
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 11:53am

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php...

Goldstein mock draft has Cubs taking Zunino.

Submitted by rokfish
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:23pm

They were talking about Castro on the Score 670 ( Chicago) today and said with his footwork
the only place to move him to is 3rd base.
Felt like calling and telling them Az. Phil said his best defensive position is 2nd base.

No way Theo trades him.

Submitted by jacos
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:30pm

a very goatse post

Submitted by Rob G.
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:50pm

In the duh files...

Garza/Yankees/Red Sox rumors begin floating.

Submitted by Rob G.
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:10pm

@keithlaw: Cubs claimed RHP Jairo Asencio off waivers from Cleveland, designated RHP Michael Bowden for assignment

Submitted by VirginiaPhil
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:39pm

Bowden did look awful. Maybe they just wanted a last look to remind themselves not to make a similar mistake next week.

Submitted by Rob G.
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:54pm

he'll most certainly clear waivers and be assigned to Iowa.

Submitted by Seamhead
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 2:11pm

One of the Cubs interns must have pulled off the Bowden-Asencio transaction, as everyone knows that Theo and Jed are only focused on the draft right now...

Submitted by The E-Man
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 3:26pm

Nice art Tim.

I was hoping you would have done something on: "Cubs Braintrust Huddles For Draft", but may e next time...

Cool!

Submitted by CubbyBlue
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:10pm

Thanks E-Man. I gotta read about the draft here before I understand what the hell's going on. For as oddly slow and redundant and filled with losing this season is, there's actually so much going on I can't keep up.

Submitted by Rob G.
on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 4:35pm

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=2012...

Szczur, Alcantara, Rohan, N. Perez and A. Kirk

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