Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
I read the Sun-Times writeup on an interview with Lou Piniella in yesterday's paper and thought it was worthy of TCR discussion.
''The two things that I take from the postseason are that I didn't get a chance to pitch [Ted] Lilly, and he was such an integral part of us getting there.."
Here's my translation of Lou's comment #1:
1) The Ted Lilly Fan Club Super Computer predicted this.
2) Lou prefers Jason Marquis to Jake Peavy or Rich Harden because the latter two makes it tougher to pitch Ted Lilly in the playoffs.
3) You should have seen Z's reaction when (Lou) told him Dempster was pitching game one and Ted Lilly was pitching game two vs LA.
And Lou's comment #2: "And, two, we've just got to figure out a way to score more runs in the postseason."
...then Lou says: Raul Ibanez is the type of professional hitter "that we are alluding to".
Translation:
1) I'm batting Raul 4th.
2) Defense? We don't need no stinkin' defense.
3) Is there a Raul Ibanez Fan Club Computer I can check with?
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Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:55am Permalink
Hey Lou, how about putting your own players in the best possible position to succeed? Like not pulling your ace when he's pitching well and selecting good matchups for your struggling "professional" left-handed hitting outfielder.
It seems to work for Bob Melvin and Joe Torre.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:05am Permalink
TLFC is just thankful for the fact that, in 2010 or 2011, we will have perfected our cloning machine which will allow the Cubs to trot out a starting five rotation of Ted Lillys.
Our 2008 Playoff Mantra, "Get the Ball to Ted" (GTBTT) will then become a distant memory and Cub faithful can bask in the glory of Lillyhammers five days a week.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:00am Permalink
Are you out of your dual core processor? If we trotted out a rotation like that, we would lose 30 games in april, then proceed to win 100 games on the season.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:10pm Permalink
I haven't heard the Lillyhammer pun before, that was well done. Is it a TLFC creation?
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:34pm Permalink
That's as old as Chad's movie quotes.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:43pm Permalink
And music tastes.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:19pm Permalink
Eh, nevermind. Changed my mind. My comment was in poor taste.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:52pm Permalink
Here's looking at you, kid.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:04pm Permalink
so much for old movie quotes...
Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.
[puts cottage cheese ball in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists]
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:07pm Permalink
you're a junkie with a zit!
lol...drugs.
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:35am Permalink
Cubster is a P I G pig!
Re: Lou Piniella's Last Thoughts on the Playoffs
on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:17pm Permalink
Everyone knows there is no such a thing as a sanity clause.
speaking of delusions of grandeur
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:58pm Permalink
from Rotoworld
"FOXSports.com's Ken Rosenthal reports that the Dodgers have backed off their pursuit of Jack Wilson after the Pirates asked for Chin-Lung Hu, Delwyn Young and a third player in return."
good luck with that Pirates...
Re: speaking of delusions of grandeur
on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:01pm Permalink
Yeah I saw that, couldn't figure out what they were thinking. Maybe they are thinking what they got for Bay is the standard price for an established major leaguer, no matter how mediocre he is.
Re: speaking of delusions of grandeur
on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:00am Permalink
Maybe that was a typo. Sounds like a good deal for HACK Wilson.