Anywhere But Busch

On the day of the Cubs' last-ever game at the current Busch Stadium, guest writer Justin Hamm checks in with his thoughts on the stadium. He's not misty-eyed about its impending demise, that's for sure. ---------- On the Implosion of Busch Stadium Sometime in late October or early November, not long after what is no doubt going to be another insufferable playoff run by the Cardinals, a demolition crew will gather in downtown St. Louis to perform a glorious and long-overdue act. Theyíre finally going to blow the complete and holy hell out of the ballpark-size Cubby-bear trap they call Busch Stadium. Yes, Busch is the place where shortstop/defensive artiste Ozzie Smith did his best and most memorable work, and the place where Big Mac hit dinger number 62. But itís also the place where the Redbirds keep the 9 World Series and 16 NL pennant banners to which their fans allude when lording it over Cubs fans, and the place where, 18 years ago, a certain chubby seven-year old with a missing front tooth and a haircut he still insists was not a mullet caught his first-ever glimpse of live big-league action. The rules of the traditional baseball-nostalgia-piece genre insist that he should proceed by describing what a grand and breathtaking night it was. He should employ lots and lots of hyperboles when referring to the field (the very green God himself intended when he made the color) and to the ballplayers (bigger than giants, bigger than really gigantic giants). And ñ oh, yeah ñ his old man ought to figure prominently into the story, too, particularly if he and his old man were at odds over some deficiency in their relationship at the time. That way, the ending can show what the traditional endings always show: how baseball heals all wounds. But the kid isnít a liar ñ or, at least not a habitual one. What he is, however, for better or for worse, is a lifelong Cubs fan, and what he saw that night ñ his favorite ballclub play as if the Tribune Company had decided to dish out paychecks based on some backward incentive scale (two-hundred grand for hitting into a double play, a hundred grand for making an error, fifty grand for every runner left on base) ñ did nothing to ingrain in him any affection whatsoever for the ballpark in which he was sitting. The Cubs lost. The kid cried. He spilled the last of his nachos and cried even harder (okay, so he was a very chubby seven-year old, if you have to know the truth). His uncle patted him tenderly on the non-mullet and promised the luck would be better next time around. But, of course, that wasnít true. Roughly once a year for the next 18 the kid would made the same trek down I-55 and over the river to catch at least one Cubs-Cardinals game behind enemy lines, and he would never ñ not one time ñ bring anything but disappointment back over the Mississippi. Maybe he was just very unlucky when it came to choosing dates to attend games. Or maybe the Tribune company really was paying its ballplayers on a backward incentive scale (that would explain a lot, such as the Cubsí 136-187 all-time record at Busch entering ë05). To be fair, Busch Stadium isnít the only place where the Cubs struggled to win in those years. Before Minute Maid Park, for instance, there was the Astrodome (where the turf roaches proved that, indeed, everything is bigger in Texas). But when the Cubs dropped road games to ëStros, the kid could flip off the TV in seventh inning, and that was that. He never had to sit quietly in his seat while 30,000 Houstonians in ten-gallon hats and cowboy boots fired off their six-shooters in unison to celebrate both an Astros win at the hands of the Cubs and the ever-rising price of a barrel of oil. Or whatever it is that Astros fans do. But he did go to Busch. And he kept going, this silly, silly kid. And he kept enduring the taunts of Cardinals fans, and he kept expecting the Cubs to do better. And he kept finding disappointment. The Cubsí record at Busch in games he attended? 0-12? 0-15? Worse? Itís hard to say. After a while, the losses all began to blur together. The same montage-esque recollection of diving stops by The Wizard and absurdly long homeruns by Big Mac still dominates his dreams to this day ñ broken up, occasionally, by the vision of a bases-loaded, game-ending walk by LaTroy Hawkins. I know. Youíre thinking, This kid, maybe he should see a therapist or something, get himself medicated. But therapists cost a pretty penny, and the kid, now a twenty-five year old with a student load debt the size of small countryís Gross National Product, doesnít have a pretty penny (or, for that matter, an ugly one). What he does have, however, is a cheaper, much more fun brand of therapy in mind. See, he plans to be there in the fall, after the ñ gag, gag ñ sea of Redbird-red seating has been removed and all of the ñ puke, puke ñ championship banners have been pulled down, to watch that demolition crew reduce the concrete bowl that was once his least favorite ballpark to a very large, very expensive pile of kitty litter. Though it makes for a more nostalgic piece if he was going so he could say goodbye to the place where he fell in love with live baseball, he isnít, and anyway, that didnít happen the first night at Busch, anyway; it happened a year later when he first laid eyes on Wrigley Field. Heís going so he can hoist a beer, and celebrate, and hope that whatever black magic keeps his team from winning in St. Louis wonít find its way into the Cardsí new digs. Itís going to be beautiful, and probably very loud, when those ridiculously dignified (some might even say pompous) arches come crashing down. There will be plenty of hometown fans around, of course, their eyes full of fat, wet tears ñ after all, Busch may never reach birthday number 40, but it is old enough to be the only nest under-the-hill Redbird fans have ever known. Who knows? Maybe the kid will pause for a moment and feel a bit of compassion for their loss. But probably not. In fact, if he has a Kleenex, he wonít offer it up, not to any of them. Instead, heíll say to those spoiled fans from the Gateway City what heís wanted to say since he was seven: Wipe your eyes with one of your precious banners, you, you, Yankees of the National League. After all, you have so many, theyíre practically disposable anyway. ---------- Justin Hamm grew up in Bloomington/Normal, Illinois, roughly halfway between Chicago and St. Louis on I-55. He has since been banished to Cardinals land -- he lives writes in the heart of Mid-Missouri. His fiction has appeared in Red Rock Review and Pindeldyboz, while his essayish opinion pieces and book reviews have been featured in the past three issues of Mudville Magazine. He also contributes regular columns and articles on fantasy baseball to Roto America, and "The Black List" his column on books past and present is a monthly staple of The Truth Magazine.

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great piece btw...

Maddux starts tonight, it looks like he'll have 5 more chances to win 4 more games to keep his 15 wins a season streak alive. The starts...

Tonight 09/07 @STLC
9/12 vs. Cincy
9/17 vs. STLC
9/23 vs Houston
9/29 @ Houston

Pre ASB #'s:
2004: 7-7 4.51 ERA/18 BB/77 K/20 HR/112.2 IP
2005: 8-6 4.67 ERA/20 BB/72 K/16 HR/115.2 IP

Post ASB #'s:
2004: 9-4 3.48 ERA/15 BB/74 K/15 HR/101.0 IP
2005: 3-5 3.97 ERA/10 BB/40 K/8 HR/68.0 IP

He should surpass his innings mark tonight to get his contract to vest for next season as well.

I don't usually post links to articles that are easily visible to those in the Chicago area, but this one by Rick Morrissey is great. Other than the fact that the accuracy of the quote he uses at the end of the article has been called into question, it's dead on.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sport...

My first Cub game was at Busch, on our 8th grade class trip from Bourbonnais, IL in 1970. Kessinger led off with a triple, Beckert hit a short fly to right and Kessinger was doubled up trying to score. Williams then doubled, but the Cubs had already blown their only scoring chance. Cards won 1-0, Jose Cardenal driving in the only run of the game. It was also Mike Shannon's first game back at 3rd base after a lenghty(kidney?) illness.

Nice piece Justin. Hope you enjoy the demolition.

1970? You guys make me feel so young.

Justin, I highly suggest you enter the raffle. It's time to cash in the karma you've built up.

Card Fans are Rednecks
A Mascot that Digests Seeds
Blow Busch to Pieces

Wouldn't you know it -- the nice people at TCR decide to run my piece about how I've never seen the Cubs win at Busch, and the night before it comes out I go to a game there and the Cubs win. Guess I'm 1-15 now, or something real close to that. Corey hit a homerun AND TOOK A WALK and Rusch had a perfect game through six. I knew it would take something improbable and bizarre for me ever to see the Cubs win in St. Louis.

I did see where they were raffling off the rights to blow up Busch. Tempting.

And seriously, that hair cut I had? Not a mullet. I swear.

Very nice piece. Gave me a chuckle. I'll be pointing my Cubs-loving wife to the link.

As a Cards fan, I'm looking forward to seeing the bowl blow. Horrible stadium.

Oh, and Ron Galt: I'm from Philly... you're all midwestern hayseeds to me.

Does anyone know what the dimensions are going to be like at the new park or does it have any stupid little quirks like a hill in center field? Just curious.

The NEW Busch Stadium

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/s...

I can't find anything regarding dimensions, looks about the same as all the new ballparks coming out these days...

B/N...land of Cubs and Cards fans. The only worse place to move is Missouri if you are a Cubs fan. And he did it. God Bless you.

Great article! I'll be cheering when it comes down.

I've seen the plans for the new stadium a couple of times. Doesn't seem too smart to have a majority of the seats uncovered for a place that averages about 150 degrees in the summer. Those day games should be nice. The inside just looks like the old place with less seats in the outfield.
The only time I was at Busch the Cubs entered the ninth down one facing the Mad Hungarian. He went into his stomping around the mound act and promptly gave up a double to Jerry Morales. Then he stomped around some more glared in and gave up a homer to Bill Buckner. It was fun but God, was it hot.

You gotta enter that raffle! If you win, i would personally pay for you to get a T-shirt made that says "Good riddance." if you wear it with a Cubs hat or something similar.

There are plenty of great memories in Busch and I have some. I was at the Cub-Card doubleheader that locked up a playoff berth down the stretch. In fact, if you see highlights of Gary Matthews bases clearing triple to win the nightcap you can see me in a bright yellow shirt cheering madly as the ball falls a few feet shirt of my cheering arms.

In 1984.

(Sorry about leaving that out).

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  • it's going to be hard to take down scherzer.

    kershaw is supposedly coming back soon, though he'll probably need a good amount of deep innings to match up with scherzer...probably too late at this point. tanner roark, bumgarner, and hendricks are probably going to steal some votes along with kershaw.

    crunch 11 min 36 sec ago view
  • I absolutely love Javy's game, and I love the way Maddon changed the perception of him as a ballplayer, but I really wish he would just make the routine plays routinely. On the ground ball in the 9th, he made an unnecessarily fancy pick. He made the play, but tried the same thing last night and made an error.

    billybucks 33 min 13 sec ago view
  • How many wins does Kyle need for serious Cy Young consideration? Would 17 be enough if he leads the league in ERA? My goodness, what a season -- makes a Dartmouth alum proud.

    billybucks 35 min 31 sec ago view
  • jacos 38 min 45 sec ago view
  • hendricks WHIP drops to 0.98 over 159 innings after throwing 7ip 3h 1bb 4k, 0r/er

    ERA down to 2.09 on the season.

    crazy good.

    crunch 1 hour 35 sec ago view
  • I am pretty well fed up with the majority of home plate umps. Just terrible inconsistencies.

    The E-Man 1 hour 3 min ago view
  • Oh shit forgot about that
    Shark and Sczur right?

    jacos 1 hour 18 min ago view
  • Yes, football player?- check.

    The E-Man 1 hour 25 min ago view
  • jacos 1 hour 38 min ago view
  • If it was 2006 Hendry would be there w a Bible and a contract
    https://mobile.twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/77...

    jacos 4 hours 11 min ago view
  • he subscribes to my twitter, he's beyond TCR. #yolo #swag

    crunch 4 hours 49 min ago view
  • Whoops. Maddon must have been reading TCR (for his daily crunch) and got confused.

    CTSteve 4 hours 51 min ago view
  • kuhl is a righty, not a lefty.

    i think maddon might think kuhl is a lefty, too. i wonder what the reasoning is for baez leading off vs a rightie.

    crunch 5 hours 32 min ago view
  • "trout's one of the best, and at this point should probably win over donaldson (and should have more MVPs in the past, too), but the defensive aspect of valuing WAR still needs more tweaking...imo."

    that's from my 1st post. there's no suck involved in that. maybe with a few less posts about bullshit that point would have jumped out more.

    crunch 6 hours 20 min ago view
  • crunch - you do know that, taking defense out of the equation, Trout has led the AL in wRC+ each of those years, right?

    And, if you want to complain about position adjustment (which would be serious #crunchsplaining), he's been in the top 3 in the AL in WC (not park/league/position adjusted). And the only players ahead of him (if there were any players ahead of him) in any of those years have been DHs or 1B that play lousy defense.

    But sure - Trout sucks (or at least isn't as good as WAR says). Because it factors in defense and position.

    big_lowitzki 7 hours 24 min ago view
  • early tim tebow stuff rolling in...

    ran a 6.7 60yd (above average)...shagging flies in RF and showed off a rather impressive arm a few times, but average-at best on most of his throws...hit a few over the fence (both fields), fouled or weak contact a few...he's got a touch of power

    it'll be interesting to see who bites on this project, if anyone. he probably projected himself out of RF and into LF/1st because of his arm, but unless he can make that power work on a steady basis it'll be hard for him to play himself up anyone's system.

    crunch 8 hours 9 min ago view