Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
From a link on the new blog by Paul DePodesta (really), here's Carlos Zambrano helping out "career minor leaguer Ron Stilanovich" and his Hardball video series.
Lesson #19: Taking One For the Team
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Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:14am Permalink
I thought this was brilliant. There's a whole series up on YouTube featuring various big leaguers. Carlos's may be the best.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:20am Permalink
Yeah, someone posted this link on here a few weeks ago. I thought all of them were hilarious. Especially "hobo ambush"!
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:37am Permalink
Wow. That's amazing.
At first, I thought it was for real. Then I'm like, why's he coming out of a port-a-john?
Love the Z. Good stuff.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:40am Permalink
Wait, that's not real?
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:42am Permalink
Fantastico!
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 9:58am Permalink
I saw this a few months ago. I can't remember where I saw the link, but after I watched it, I added it to my favorites list as fast as I could. Hilarious stuff.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:14am Permalink
Hilarious! Love the ending where he hopes the check clears. Now if we could only get someone in the Cubs front office to start a blog just like Paul...
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:47am Permalink
Or better yet, get Paul in the Cubs front office.
This is really, utterly
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:15am Permalink
completely, 3/44
Thanks Rip Van Winkle!
But - its still REALLY funny.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:19am Permalink
Then I guess Theriot got to the majors by watching this video countless times...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sJD8k2hgRmU&feature=rel...
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:29am Permalink
Heh. Nice vid.
I just showed this to a co-worker. He read the thread and his first question was, "What's 3/44?"
Maybe it's time for us to provide a glossary for newbies. We have a rich lexicon, including gems like "Cubbery", "...in my pants" and "Johann's Mom". :-)
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:28pm Permalink
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!
This is part community and part fraternity. So, when you are a newbie, you hang around and learn by osmosis. it's part of the rite of passage.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 1:01pm Permalink
Don't listen to Chad, I'll eventually add some of our memes to the FAQ page, just been a little slow on updating that.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 2:02pm Permalink
that's crap. you were not in a fraternity.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 2:09pm Permalink
I definitely was not in a fraternity...and we shall leave it at that.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 2:47pm Permalink
sorority?
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 3:08pm Permalink
*golf clap*
well-played
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 4:18pm Permalink
This is where Real Neal would chime in about Rob having a monthly visitor.
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:49am Permalink
wasn't the third guy up, the little righty...Reed Johnson?
Edmonds is likely...
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:57am Permalink
New from Gordo this morning....
The Cubs appear poised to sign veteran center fielder Jim Edmonds soon after he clears waivers Wednesday.
...multiple Cubs sources said the team plans to pursue Edmonds, and one said Edmonds has told his agent to talk to no one before talking to the Cubs.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/94604...
I don't have a problem taking a risk on a cheap lefty bat that may turn out to be dependable, but does it have to be Jim freaking Edmonds? I hate him so much. I really dislike him. It's going to be really, really hard for me to get behind this one, Jimbo.
Re: Edmonds is likely...
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 12:18pm Permalink
In a word: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Resist the urge to make a worthless change. I would sooner take Lofton over this guy. I'll take Pie's fielding and impatient bat over a possible clubhouse cancer and finished ballplayer. That reeks of a Dusty/current Reds mindset. Nooooooooo. You got me?
Re: Don't Quit Your Day Job, Carlos
on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 11:59am Permalink
This one's the best of that series:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU