I know I didn't represent ALL the teams who'd want a piece of the Cubs right now, if they could.
The ones with a chance to get in this new expanded playoff system.
But after watching the Nats just score at will off some of the lamest pitching ever, you know they'd all want to play the Cubs.
Like shooting ducks in a barrel.
Playing with a loaded deck.
Men against boys, as we've recently heard.
The Pirates get the Cubs 7 more times before the end of the season, the Reds 3...
But there's one team that doesn't want to play the Cubs.
A team anxious only to beat the Cubs to the worst record, and thus the number one pick.
Namely, the Astros.
Hope you got a laugh, they're hard to come by lately.