Sunday Not-Funnies: Wouldn't you hate to be Jay Cutler's head?

 

So today the Bears lost to a really ordinary Vikings team and..

Yeah, there's a new GM in Phil Emery and thank GOD Jerry Angelo is gone, but I do not understand what is up with guys WAAAAAY smarter than me not understanding that your offense won't work without guys who can block. 
I literally squirm when Jay Cutler drops back. 
When I imagine what he might do if he was running to create something good rather than running from something bad...
So he got a neck injury tonight, and I'm amazed it's not another concussion.
He had a couple bad passes, but how many drops?
When it really counted.

Revolting.

I'm gonna save that gif and keep adding to it.
Pretty sure he's not done getting whacked around this year.

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  • Per Fangraphs...

    Bryant took over NL lead in WAR after yesterday's effort. 3.9. Rizzo's at 2.8 and 8th in the league. Rizzo actually with better offensive numbers (161 wRC+ versus 146 for Bryant), but Bryant gets a good bump because of defense and position(s) played.

    Fowler with a 2.8 WAR as well (9th), Zobrist with a 2.7 (14th).

    M. Carpenter leads NL with 163 wRC+ just ahead of Rizzo who is 2nd.

    Rob G. 3 hours 46 min ago view
  • Amen

    jacos 5 hours 24 min ago view
  • @jonahkeri Joe Maddon living out Joe Maddon fanfic IRL tonight

    Rob G. 5 hours 45 min ago view
  • yes. I was at the Sean Marshall game in LF. Lou Piniella was managing. StL won 4-2, so I guess it didn't help but it was zany. Soriano/Reed Johnson and Marshall were the LF's.

    http://m.mlb.com/news/article/5854550/

    7-12-09

    http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?id=290712316

    On a 6 degrees of separation note: Cubs got Travis Wood in the trade that sent Sean Marshall to Cincy.

    Cubster 5 hours 55 min ago view
  • Make that 1-7, 4 RBI.

    billybucks 5 hours 55 min ago view
  • i like how strop played LF with his "crooked cap" look...that's not just for the mound.

    crunch 6 hours 7 min ago view
  • let baez pitch the 15th, he earned it.

    crunch 6 hours 18 min ago view
  • Forget the save, finally Javier!!

    cubbies.4ever 6 hours 18 min ago view
  • Can a pitcher get more than one hold in a game? Or a Win and a save?

    cubbies.4ever 6 hours 21 min ago view
  • Didn't they do this sort of thing with Sean Marshall years back? Sticking him in LF to save him to face others, but without a pitcher replacing him in LF.

    cubbies.4ever 6 hours 30 min ago view
  • This is the most beautiful thing ever.

    Transmission 6 hours 34 min ago view
  • all i wanna know is...when's d.ross gonna pitch?

    crunch 6 hours 37 min ago view
  • Maddon is over-managing the shit out of this game.

    Rob G. 6 hours 40 min ago view
  • yeah. ...or not...

    i was a bit more confused why the guy who gave up a HR to votto last night was facing him with 2 men on.

    ...now that wood is coming in to pitch the following inning, the whole thing gets weirder. so like, okay.

    crunch 6 hours 40 min ago view
  • Javy 0-6. At least he's consistent.

    The E-Man 6 hours 49 min ago view
  • Sweet play.

    What's with the Travis Wood stuff? Is it because he pitched the last 2 games?

    Rob G. 6 hours 50 min ago view