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  • Heyward not starting tonight, Ramirez to Bereavement List, Patton up.

  • Awesome! Also, dammit! I just finished a Russell verse!

    I’m Addison Russell, flashin’ leather and muscle
    Hit a grounder up the middle, damn right ya better hustle
    I don’t miss, you know this, my D is the dopest,
    I’m lovin’ it and glovin’ it and shovelin’ it to Zobrist
    Another twin killing, score it six-four-three
    If I keep this up they’ll name another street for me
    There ain’t no SS better than Russell
    And I’m just here to do the World Series Shuffle

  • Addison Russell is the youngster with the hustle--
    you couldn't make his game tighter if you cinched it in a bustle.
    For the pinch you got La Stella and little Matty Szczur,
    two real "gritty" fellas. And then there's the geezer,
    grandpa Rossy, for when you need a team leader
    or just a catch and throw guy, to keep the runners at first,
    or to nab them on a pick off; he's got 'em mic'd in the shitter,
    yeah, caught with their pants down
    [MIKE D and MCA]: Like my boy ROBERT DURST!

  • E-man, you should stay away from the NY Times sports page today, based on your last comment

  • Save this post for late September please. Let us not taunt the Gods of "Cubbery" please.

    They are waiting for us, and are apt to pounce at the slightest hint of positive projection.

  • Awesomeness - bravo!

  • Thanks. If there's anyone who knows anything about insightful comments, it's definitely you.

  • yeah, it's hard being me. i don't know why anyone would want to do it, but someone's gotta do it.

    thanks for the insightful additions here and below you've made in this thread to The Crunch Reporter.

  • clap clap clap clap

  • Thanks lol

  • Arietta

    I'm the man with the beard, names Arietta
    Pitches hitting harder than a Beretta
    I'm the modern day Bob Gibson, make hitters see crimson
    So all you listen, I'm on a mission to get us in the position
    To bring to Chicago something rarer than a black truffle
    When me and my crew do the World Series Shuffle

    Lester

  • well-done sir....well-done

  • It will be a tough night for hitters -- temps probably in the high 40s at Wrigley, with a breeze blowing in. Probably a good time to have Kyle going.

  • Use the edit button -- that last line should read "World Series Shuffle".

  • Jason Hammelton.

  • World Series Shuffle?