Wed Funnies: When Braun found out he may be named by Bosch.

Certainly, there is no joy in the mess coming out of the Biogenesis of America scandal.
But maybe there's a laugh in here somewhere...

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Cubs attendance down 5116 per game.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/attendance-down...

The Cubs new policy of cutting off sales on stubhub 6 hours before games has fucked me in the ass as a STH. All they did was put the ball in the street scalpers court for the hours leading up to the game....which is what they were trying to avoid, allegedly.

Nicely done!

very...2x the lulz by stacking jokes on the punchline.

This one's a little above the usual superior effort, CB.

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  • 62 through 2ip...yow.

    it's an off day for d.ross, too. the wild pitch + passed ball in 2 separate strike 3 calls allowing the runner to reach 1st and the 5sb through 2ip (though ross cant shoulder any blame for some of them) makes for a bad game so far.

    crunch 57 sec ago view
  • 39 pitch inning by Lester. I guess it's a wash vs yesterday's 1st when Lackey gave up 2 run HR.

    Cubster 25 min 29 sec ago view
  • 39 pitch, 2 run, 1st inning for lester. bleh.

    horrible control so far today.

    crunch 27 min 33 sec ago view
  • lester threw over to 1st! ...badly. braun takes 2nd.

    it was a slow rainbow throw.

    crunch 36 min 59 sec ago view
  • wow...villar just stole 3rd (after stealing 2nd) by walking 1/2 way to 3rd and then just sprinting toward 3rd with lester watching him do it from the mound.

    crunch 43 min 9 sec ago view
  • D'oh.

    CTSteve 1 hour 14 min ago view
  • Torres for Chapman I think Yankees are aiming high,but would much rather get him to keep away from Giants or Nationals.

    rokfish 1 hour 24 min ago view
  • The Chris Sale five-day suspension includes yesterday, so it's only through Wednesday, and therefore he will probably start against the Cubs on Thursday. And he'll be pissed-off and rested, too. 

    Arizona Phil 1 hour 44 min ago view
  • Sale suspended five games. Thank you, White Sox.

    CTSteve 2 hours 13 min ago view
  • Lineup without You go, We go... probably just applying hamstring precautions

    LaStella (2B), KB, Rizzo, Zobrist (RF), Contreras (LF), Heyward, Russell, Ross, Lester

    Cubster 3 hours 32 min ago view
  • Nathan up. Adam Warren to Iowa. Based on recent performance, I have no argument with that.

    Cubster 3 hours 34 min ago view
  • Drew Storen DFA'd by Bluejays. Another once interesting reliever who fell off a cliff. Bosio fixer-upper vs. irreparably broken?

    Cubster 4 hours 13 min ago view
  • Don't want.

    Charlie 4 hours 36 min ago view
  • Ken Davidoff, NY Post...

    An industry source told The Post that the Yankees had asked serious Chapman suitors — a list believed to include the Nationals, the Cubs and the Indians, as well as a mystery team — for their best and final offers. While that doesn’t clinch a trade of Chapman, the impending free agent, it makes such a transaction darn likely. The Yankees intend to hold onto Miller, who is signed through 2018.

    I'm thinking mystery team is the Tigers or Giants

    Cubster 4 hours 37 min ago view
  • from Iowa yesterday in extended inning starts, Cahill was bad/Matusz was pretty good. Soler (0-3, walk), Coghlan (1-3, double, walk) did play in AA.

    Cubster 4 hours 41 min ago view
  • That's a hell of a first impression by Montgomery. Brian Cashman having a good laugh on that debut.

    Eric S 16 hours 51 min ago view