Certainly, there is no joy in the mess coming out of the Biogenesis of America scandal.But maybe there's a laugh in here somewhere...
Cubs attendance down 5116 per game.
The Cubs new policy of cutting off sales on stubhub 6 hours before games has fucked me in the ass as a STH. All they did was put the ball in the street scalpers court for the hours leading up to the game....which is what they were trying to avoid, allegedly.
very...2x the lulz by stacking jokes on the punchline.
This one's a little above the usual superior effort, CB.
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