Please Destroy Your Priceless Cub Souvenirs: TCR Friday Notes

-- Tigers, Diamondbacks, Nationals, Astros; that's your complete list of the teams which ranked lower than the Cubs in Kevin Goldstein's organizational rankings at (subscription required).

Goldstein's comments about the Cubs, who stood 16th in his '08 rankings:

" is one of the best pure hitters in the minors; 2008 top pick 's post-draft struggles were a fluke and his stuff will play; finally began figuring things out."

"Other than Vitters, there is
really not a single hitter in this system that excites anyone; the
weakness in terms of the organization's depth is the key reason that
the long-rumored deal never went down."

"Samardzija is the only player who is likely to lose his prospect status; there's no reason to see (the Cubs) moving up considerably (in the rankings)."

--We all know that spring training numbers mean next to nothing, but since Opening Day is, what, another 11 weeks away?, they're the only numbers we have, so let's enjoy them, dammit!

Micah Hoffpauir leads all NL hitters with 17 RBI and is tied for fourth
with 4 HR; Mike Fontenot is hitting .391 with an OPS  of 1190; and new #5 starter Sean Marshall has allowed but 1 ER, 1 BB and zero HR in 14 2/3 IP.

Reality check: former Cub Craig
Monroe leads all NLers this spring with 6 HR.

--The Cubs have a new . I have no idea what the previous Official Cookie was, but I do know it didn't help us win any World Championships, so I support the change.

--A publishing company and a local funeral home are behind a promotion called Cub fans are being invited to "a real cremation ceremony," in which they can incinerate "memorabilia related to the of
1908, the billy goat curse of 1945, the black cat curse of 1969 and the
curse of Steve Bartman's 2003 haunting of Wrigley Field."

If you own any authentic 100-year-old Cubs memorabilia and you burn it, you're an idiot. Even if it does afford you an opportunity to shake hands with Tom Dreesen.

(Note: the Cubs won the World Series in the year of the Fred Merkle game, which proves that Merkle was no better at curse-casting than he was at baserunning.)

--Earlier this week, the of 's #31.

Congratulations, Bobby!

--As you've probably read, the Cubs are threatening to following the 2012 Cactus League season unless the city funds major improvements at Fitch Park.

A related story in the prompted these colorful reader responses:

Bye, bye. Ingrates. Yeah, you Chicagoites have a lot of class. This is
how you show appreciation for the 30 years the city has bent over
backwards for you? A$$hole$. Take your losing team and go to Florida.
See if I care. Chicago gave us massive, corrupt politics, Acorn, the
worst president in my lifetime, and a bunch of whiners who can't field
a winning team. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Good
riddance!

I've never been a spectator at a Cubs spring training game. However, I
do know they bring $$$$ MILLIONS of dollars to mesa EVERY YEAR. During
the late 80's, early 90's, Mesa had to expand the facilities to keep
the Cubs. Even then, the city claimed 'financial hardship' and shorted
the Cubs over 3000 sq ft of promised facility. The Cubs stayed. If the City again does not live up to promises, the Cubs will likely leave, taking MILLIONS of $$$ with them. The
current mesa city manager, brady, is big on telling fibs. I'm sure he
will tell the Cubs some more lies. Just hope his acting is convincing
enough to keep the Cubs. The city needs the cash!

Don't knock the Cubs. I haven't been to a baseball game in 40 years. I
just think baseball is boring. However, other teams have gotten
state-of-the art facilities while Mesa sat idly by. Mesa had the money
in past years, before the crash, and should have seen this coming. Why
not let them move to the "Field of Dreams" facility in Gilbert? From
what I hear, it's not doing to well. This is just another case of
"p*nis envy". Other teams have new facilities and now the Cubs want
one, too. Like I said before, Mesa had the money and should have seen
this coming. This is a Mesa problem, not a Cubs problem.

Like a brand new fancy state of the art facility is going to make a
difference. Plz go to Florida and take all of your mentally unbalanced
die-hard fans with you. I am sick of cub fans....go hang with the
yankee fans.

Love the spelling of A$$hole$. We're going to have to use that around here some time.

--Finally, a big TCR Friday Notes Shout-Out to Aaron Miles and Joey Gathright.

No particular reason except loyal readers The Joe and The Real Neal were wondering if this has any teeth to it.

Comments

Cubnut forgot to mention that Albert Pujols' ability to battle through health problems without a drop in productivity throughout his career has been simply amazing and shows no signs of letting up.

Well played.

No need to put the jinx on Pujols for that. All you need to do is find a way to steal his supply of hgh.

I'm not sure I have ever heard of the Fred Merkle Curse, and if I did, I would have assumed it was the anguish that the oversight rained down on a promising and good-natured baseball player. Hell, we could use another curse that results in a championship.

Does anyone still have any faith in the Cub's minor league coaching? Every time Pie was called up he had that same, goofy, sweeping swing. Hell, he practically had to start that swing before the pitcher started his windup. I think a retarded monkey could swing the bat better than him. How did Soto get through the minor leagues? The only thing I can figure is he didn't need any coaching.

And Mesa... Mesa can suck my big one. It's March 20th and it was 23 degrees when I left for work this morning. F-off, world.

I think Phil (the one the people worship around here) said that he finally started hitting after he stopped listening to the coaches.

--Earlier this week, the Cubs announced the retirement of Bobby Ayala's #31. Congratulations, Bobby! 55555555555. That's laughter, in Thai. Very nice. [edit] Just finished the article. No particular reason except loyal readers The Joe and The Real Neal were wondering if this TCR Curse has any teeth to it. Did you just curse me?

Depends. The curse can only affect those wear an athletic supporter in their normal course of work.

Um...well...uh...I'm safe, then...

i hate this curse shit. I couldn't have been angrier last post season when I saw that the Cubs had a freaking priest or whatever sprinkle holy water on the dugout benches. I knew they were doomed to lose the moment I saw that. If you fear losing so much and are convinced you are likely to lose, guess what..You will lose! Everyone just needs to f'ing get over it. It is not a curse. It is simply a factor of many things from bad management throughout the years to the fact that getting to the world series is REALLY hard let alone winning the damn thing. Take a good look at the Braves. They were dominant in the 90s and walked away winners how often? The Yankees are yet more proof. Yes they had that one nice streak of wins. But they still prove every year since their last world series that a good/great team still has a major challenge to win it all. We've been to the post season 2 years in a row (a first in my lifetime). If we keep getting good teams that contend, our chances of winning the whole enchilada greatly increase. We just need to give it some time without having any major regression in the quality of our team.

I think Phil (the one the people worship around here) said that he finally started hitting after he stopped listening to the coaches. --- I think Theriot had the same quote after he gave up switch hitting that was forced on him by the minor league coaching staff

I think Phil (the one the people worship around here) AZ Phil is the only meaningful reason I want the Cubs to not move to Florida.

I wasn't passing judgment, but I'll go ahead and put you in that list.

"I've never been a spectator at a Cubs spring training game. However..." and i quit reading there. there is no where on the internet to find the angry and reactionary self-righteous rants like a newspaper article reply blog. one of the best wastelands of humanity on the web. pick any paper, almost any article, and take the ride down "sky is falling" lane.

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  • crunch 7 hours 12 min ago (view)

    "Cubs' pitching coach Tommy Hottovy said Friday that Brandon Morrow (elbow) will be on the same schedule as the rest of the Cubs' pitchers during spring training."

    that's cool.  no restrictions unless the team chooses to be cautious, evidently.

     

  • Arizona Phil 13 hours 27 min ago (view)

    The Danny Hultzen and Carlos Asuaje minor league contracts have been filed with MLB, but no Jason Adam or Tyler Olson contract filings (yet).  

     

  • cubbies.4ever 13 hours 54 min ago (view)

    My son's name is Tyler Olsen (obviously spelled different, and only 6 but a future Cub), so I am rooting for Tyler to make the team. 

     

  • Arizona Phil 13 hours 54 min ago (view)

    And Tyler Olson has a similar profile as Casey Sadler (out of minor league options and has Article XX-D rights if he is added to the 40), the only difference being (unlike Sadler) Olson will come to Spring Training not on the 40 so he can be sent to Iowa without restrictions, but if & when he's added to the 40 he isn't a Des Moines - Chicago shuttle-rider candidate. 

     

  • Arizona Phil 14 hours 15 min ago (view)

    Unfortunately (for the Cubs) Casey Sadler doesn't fit as a Des Moines - Chicago shuttle-rider because he is out of minor league options and he can elect free-agency if he is outrighted (he has Article XX-D rights because he been outrighted previously in his career). 

     

  • cubbies.4ever 14 hours 28 min ago (view)

    I agree, this offseason has been a disgrace.  If I'm Theo I'm thinking I am in OAK or CHI?  This ownership has given him nothing this year.  Even the cheap Twins are willing to sign Josh Donaldson and the Cubs biggest transaction this offseason may be adding Miguel Amaya to the 40 man.

     

  • tim815 14 hours 33 min ago (view)

    The Cubs have a better talent pipeline than on Thursday.

    I'm good.

     

  • crunch 14 hours 49 min ago (view)

    at least they gave up a chunk of nothing for him (clayton daniel, no power (not even doubles power), not notable speed, middle IF/OFr).

    it would probably be better appreciated by fans if the entire offseason wasn't stuff like this.

    it's obvious the front office is trying to work with what they have...which is little to nothing from the ownership.

     

  • cubbies.4ever 15 hours 10 min ago (view)

    Cubs acquire Casey Sadler from LA....another Tommy John Surgery pitcher.  Theo does it again.

     

  • crunch 15 hours 50 min ago (view)

    it gets better...

    "Jon Heyman of MLB Network reports that the Cubs have "considered/discussed" Jacoby Ellsbury."

    sigh.  dude hasn't played in 2 seasons and is 36.5 years old.

     

  • crunch 17 hours 6 min ago (view)

    cubs sign tyler olsen to a minor league contract, 650K if he makes the majors.

    evidently the cubs are sourcing 2020 players out of that trash can houston was banging on.

     

  • crunch 1 day 17 hours ago (view)

    carlos beltran "steps down" from the mets manager job

     

  • Jackstraw 1 day 18 hours ago (view)

    Both piggy-backing off of CubbyBlue.  Or at least I was.

     

  • Hagsag 2 days 25 min ago (view)

    You have done your homework Phil. 

     

  • Arizona Phil 2 days 5 hours ago (view)

    Some possible price tags for Kris Bryant (but only if he loses his grievance and has two years of club control left): 

    from... 

     

  • QuietMan 2 days 10 hours ago (view)

    https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/12176107...

    Someone's stolen your idea,