There is a Twilight Zone episode from 1963 called "The Parallel." The story goes something like this...
An astronaut (Steve Forrest) blasts-off from Cape Canaveral, and once he is in orbit, his ship disappears from radar. Next scene, the astronaut wakes up in a hospital, and he appears to be OK. Except he notices certain aspects of his life are slightly different. For instance, his best friend (who was a USAF major when he took off) is now a colonel. His house has a white picket fence that it did not have before. And nobody has ever heard of a "President Kennedy." He locates an encyclopedia and finds that certain facts are different from the history that he remembers. And Jim Hendry did not get fired.
In this alternate universe, the 2011 World Series ends with the Texas Rangers victorious (David Frese strikes out swinging in the bottom of the 9th of Game 6), and operating with a 2012 $130M payroll budget, JH goes into the 2011-12 off-season with a plan that is consistent with past off-seasons.
The first thing he does is exercise the $16M 2012 club option on Aramis Ramirez. but A-Ram declines his player option part and is a free-agent. Knowing there are no other viable 3B FA options out there (or in-house waiting in the wings), Hendry offers Ramirez essentially the same deal he eventually got from Milwaukee in the parallel universe: 4/$50M or 3/$36M - $6M (2012), $12M (2013), $14M (2014), and $14M or $4M buy-out (2015). And with the promise that he will sign a FA 1B and RF to upgrade the lineup, Ramirez accepts. Therefore, there is no reason to acquire another third-baseman, so D. J. LeMahieu and Tyler Colvin remain with the Cubs, and Ian Stewart gets non-tendered by COL.
Believing that compensation draft picks are not worth the chance that the player might accept salary arbitration, Carlos Pena is allowed to leave without being offered salary arbitration, so the Cubs will receive no compensation draft picks in the June 2012 First-Year Player Draft.
But that doesn't matter, because JH knows that Albert Pujols and Prince Fielder are available. and he will sign one of them. Pujols (somewhat surprisingly) decides to go to the Angels, but JH meets Fielder's asking price, giving the slugger a 10/$205M contract that bests the one Pujols got from LAA by $1M.
While JH has a $130M budget in 2012, he knows he will get about $50M in payroll back post-2012 when Zambrano, Dempster, Byrd, Marshall, and Baker are free-agents, and Pena's $5M salary deferred from 2011 and Carlos Silva's $2M 2012 buy-out are off the books, so all FA contracts are back-loaded. Therefore, the Fielder contract is paid this way: $12M (2012) and $27M (2013-21), with player opt-out options (naturally) after the 4th, 6th, and 8th seasons.
Additionally, JH offers Carlos Beltran a year more than he got from the Cardinals in the alternate universe, signing Beltran to a three-year 3/$39M back-loaded deal that somewhat mirrors the Ramirez contract: $6M (2012), $15M (2013), $15M (2014), and $15M or $3M buy-out (2015).
Because Beltran has been signed to play RF, JH has no interest in David DeJesus.
At this point, the Cubs 2012 payroll (including signed players and projected salaries for arbitration-eligibles and auto-renewal players) is about $127M.
The Cubs still need a starting pitcher, so Jeff Baker and Blake DeWitt are non-tendered, saving another $2M in 2012 payroll, as Baker and DeWitt are replaced on the 25-man roster by LeMahieu and either Ryan Flaherty or Marwin Gonzalez (who are added to the 40-man roster on 11/18).
With $5M left to spend, JH signs Paul Maholm to a three-year $21M contract ($5M in 2012 and $8M in 2013-14), without having to trade Sean Marshall.
Looking ahead, salary increases in 2013 would include Fielder (+$15M), Ramirez (+$6M), Beltran (+$9M), and Maholm (+$3M), plus arbitration driven increases for Matt Garza (+$3M), Geovany Soto (+$2M), and Starlin Castro (+$2M).
If the payroll budget stays the same in 2013 ($130M), JH would have $10M to spend next off-season. With Dempster and Zambrano free-agents, JH signs Garza to a long-term back-loaded contract extension and a front-line FA starting pitcher (perhaps Zack Greinke) to a back-loaded contract, as JH knows he will pick-up payroll post-2013 (after Soto has left as a FA) and post-2014 (after Soriano, Ramirez, and Beltran are off the books).
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Cubster 12 min 13 sec ago (view)
...has the video board been showing the wild bullpen dancing on HR's?
crunch 11 hours 33 min ago (view)
mid-july and watching pre-spring training scrimage games (no cubs tonight) because that's so 2020 and we're doing 2020.
the piped-in "ambient crowd noise" isn't that bad most of the time.
it's weird when some team's broadcasts amp up some cheers into the mix or raise the volume when "action" is happening, though. if they do it for homers it's gonna be really weird with all the noise and empty stands. i think we're all in for weird. it's 2020.
crunch 16 hours 31 min ago (view)
Q got his stiches removed...gonna play catch tomorrow...it probably won't be as good as the end of Field of Dreams, though.
Arizona Phil 18 hours 38 min ago (view)
The Cubs have signed veteran switch-hitting catcher Jose Lobaton to a minor league contract and he has been assigned to Iowa reserve list and the Cubs Club Player Pool.
Arizona Phil 1 day 10 hours ago (view)
Steele, K. Thompson, and Patterson have all been developed (so far) as starting pitchers, so this will give the Cubs potentially three more SP candidates for their Practice Squad.
Craig A. 1 day 16 hours ago (view)
Yeah, and he's no better at calling fiowl balls. He belongs on a talk show, not on a baseball diamond.
crunch 1 day 16 hours ago (view)
sergio mitre is under investigation for the rape and murder of a 2 year old in mexico.
evidently the child of the 19 year old woman he's been living with for a few months ended up in the hospital where they found damage (most likely from sexual assault) leading to her death.
i'm done with 2020.
crunch 1 day 17 hours ago (view)
braves sign puig.
that's a risky signing with so many young kids the braves have still forming their professional lives. he's a bit toxic and combative.
crunch 1 day 17 hours ago (view)
if we had less joe west mentality we'd be on our way to being over it. i'm not going to address those fake ass "facts" that people like him are standing behind in order to keep from doing the bare minimum to sacrifice comfort for country.
him and his kind are the issue keeping this "unfair" thing continuing.
Cubster 1 day 18 hours ago (view)
Hopefully Joe West will retire. Unfortunately, he's a crazy conspiracy guy and doesn't believe Coronavirus is killing people.
crunch 1 day 21 hours ago (view)
11 umpires opt out of 2020...
Cubster 2 days 15 hours ago (view)
IMPOTUS 45: "ANYBODY WHO WANTS A TEST CAN GET A TEST"
then said quietly by his elves: although it can take up to 1-2 days (or two tanks of gas) to get through test lines and then 7-14 days to get results.
crunch 2 days 15 hours ago (view)
5 cubs players + d.ross didn't work out with the team today because their tests were dealyed. 4 players + d.ross later came back negative and 1 test will have to be done again because it was compromised during transport and invalidated.
...turns out the compromised test was not a player, but a non-player/non-ross Tier 1 employee. neat.
crunch 2 days 18 hours ago (view)
v.caratini will continue to be darvish's preferred catcher this season.
crunch 2 days 18 hours ago (view)
j.hicks (STL) opts out. he's a T1 diabetic currently rehabbing from TJ. he was expected to return in august.
JustSayin' 3 days 16 hours ago (view)
I think what your saying applies to all franchises in all big-time team sports. The virus is asymptomatic in many carriers. The national positive test % rate is mid/high single digits. If your pro sports franchise does 3-4 x better than that, it still means some players and coaches will test positive and things will grind to a partial or complete halt. At least baseball didn't try to "bubble" in AZ and FL, which are looking like two of the worst (and worst-led) states in which to be located at the currrent stage of the pandemic.