Wednesday Funnies: Wonder what Cardinal fans think about Schwarber?

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Cardinals fans, maybe. The Cardinals organization is thinking the following:
Let's hack into the Cubs computer systems and get as much scouting data as we can on Kyle Schwarber. Doing baseball the right way is way too much work, so let's find some way to cheat. Our fans are morans. They won't care.

they lost me when they gave a zillion minute standing O to mcgwire when he came back as a coach. cheating is one thing, dragging others through the mud and calling out their credibility to sustain your lies is another thing. that's screwing with people's lives to protect your own misconduct. cheating doesn't pay...except for the big paycheck for hitting homers and then coming back as a coach once you're busted to mentor younger athletes.

It is a great thing that the Cardinals can rely on the "competitive balance" draft pick. It is obvious that the morans NEED the help because no one goes to their games, and they have been mired in last place for years!

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  • Arizona Phil 2 hours 25 min ago (view)

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  • Hagsag 12 hours 36 min ago (view)

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  • Wrigley Rat 18 hours 27 min ago (view)

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  • crunch 20 hours 26 min ago (view)

    HR in the 8th.  dope.

     

  • crunch 22 hours 37 min ago (view)

    he's back out in the field in the top 3rd...must be okay, but he sure doesn't look confidently healthy.  *shrug*  off-day tomorrow...

     

  • crunch 22 hours 47 min ago (view)

    p.wisdom seems to have injured his right leg/knee swinging a bat...

     

  • crunch 23 hours 9 min ago (view)

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  • First.Pitch.120 1 day 45 min ago (view)

    The thing that gets me is that she cheated with the guy providing religous-based pre-marital counseling. Hmmm... this guy is abusing his (quasi-)professional couseling position to pursue an intimate relationship; forgot the parts of the Bible about lying, cheating, & doing dirty by the 2016 WS MVP; and clearly has very conflicted feelings on the marriage construct... yep, I'm blowing up multiple people's lives to ride-or-die with THAT guy. 

     

  • Hagsag 1 day 1 hour ago (view)

    I am with my hero Zo.

     

  • crunch 1 day 3 hours ago (view)

    whole zobrist thing got fleshed out (no pun) in public now...

    https://www.nbcsports.com/chicago/cubs/cubs-ben-zo...

     

  • Arizona Phil 1 day 9 hours ago (view)

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  • crunch 1 day 21 hours ago (view)

    69 (nice) pitches...goes 4.2ip and leaves with a man on 1st

    4.2ip 3h 1bb 5k, 3r/er (2hr)

    alzolay continues to have the HR screw him over.  12 given up in 62.1ip

     

  • crunch 1 day 22 hours ago (view)

    d.ross pulls baez for alcantara for what was either a mental mistake forgetting the outs or totally not hustling by baez in the bottom 4th running the bases.

    cubs are down by 1.

    hell of manager power play.  hope this plays out well...expect it will.

     

  • crunch 1 day 22 hours ago (view)

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  • crunch 1 day 23 hours ago (view)

    haha.  ump checked alzolay's hat and glove between innings and declared it all clear.

    stuff so nasty they wanna make sure you're not on that "sticky fingers" bandwagon.