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I noticed Gordon Wittenmeyer (sun-times) hasn't been around since the Phils series...must be on vacation otherwise he would have been all over the Lilly stuff

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs...

Tribune/Sullivan goes over the Stone/Kaplan/Bradley rumor stuff...

"I don't pay attention to rumors," he said. "I'm always rumored. I'm one of them guys that are multi-talented, can do a lot of things. I'm not surprised. It's just a rumor."

A Cubs official then told Bradley the rumor was "100 percent untrue." Bradley began berating the media for spreading the rumor, calling it "garbage."
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and this quote from Hendry on Soto...

Does Soto need to get in better condition to avoid injuries like his oblique strain?

"No, he's naturally a big-boned guy," Hendry said. "I don't think his weight is any different than last year when he won [N.L.] Rookie of the Year. He came to camp in real good shape, gained a few pounds after the [World Baseball Classic]. He's never going to be tall and skinny, but he's not overweight."

Soto=Cartman

Sullivan/Tribune article about Lilly but has brief mention that BJ Ryan, who reports to Iowa monday, may be with the Cubs as soon as next weekend (in Florida vs Marlins)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-07/...

AP photo of Big and Little Z

The Cubs' day began innocently enough when Carlos Zambrano's dog, "Little Z," left a present in front of the locker of Kosuke Fukudome's Japanese hitting coach.

"That means good luck," Kyosuke Sasaki said.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs...

also this quote that I really like...

Hart credited Lilly for sitting next to him on the bench and giving advice.

"Teddy's a gamer," he said. "You just try to bring the same energy he brings every time he takes the mound. He's a great guy to sit right next to you going over hitters."

speaking of big-boned, Hideki Irabu attempting a comeback...

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/odds-ends-sh...

great quotes from Rickey's career...set your Tivo for his speech.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/p...

Re: Run differentials, Cards, etc.

ROB G: Did you happen to catch the run diff. for the Astros? I have not, but just can't imagine with their pitching staff that they will remain in this race much longer. Wtf!? I mean RUSS ORTIZ???

Since I have been out of the country w/out consistent WiFi, was there any talk here why the Cubs did not make a play for Julio Lugo?

The team does not have a credible SS back-up that can hit.

I don't get it.

What were the details here? Waiver? Trade?

I fucking hate the Cardinals.

he sucks?

Soriano hitting .358 in July w/ .940 OPS. 64 ABs. Granted, I think he didnt get moved down the order until July 4th or so, but does this finally dispel the"Soriano can't be moved out of the leadoff spot" bullshit?

I'm not even in that camp, but 64 AB's doesn't dispel shit.

Fewer than 64 ABs were used to prove he couldn't hit down the order...

No, they didn't
People may have said he can't hit other places after fewer than 64 ABs, but 64 at bats could never prove that. Just like how 64 ABs doesn't prove that he's a better hitter in the 6 hole.

Having said that, it looks like Sori's heating up now. Len and Bob said he's hitting 392 or something since he moved to 6. CAUTION: It is a coincidence that he's hitting now and hitting 6th

just glad he's hitting...don't care where

I was using the term "prove" sarcastically.

a call goes the Cubs way...

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9854894/Sources...

Martinez, Lee for Loney and maybe Billingsley or Kershaw and a prospect...

I assume Martinez would become a 1B full-time in this move?

That was the speculation, but now Rosenthal is reporting his own rumor as false.

hell yeah...

have to hold on for 66 games..

Let's make a run towards .600 ball at the same time, OK?

TOO SOON!

ha, ha, ha, ha

Jess Todd.

I think this is fantastic news. Todd came into the year as the Cards' #4 prospect, and has a 2.20 ERA in 49 innings at Triple A.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/indians-acqu...

Yeah Cardinals fans REALLY like this guy. I've seen his name mentioned alot lately on Cardinals boards wanting him to be called up.

Anyway we are in first f*ing place! woo hoo! This team is FINALLY playing like we thought it might at the beginning of the season. Not a moment too soon.

Lets keep it up and take 3 out of 4 from Houston.

While the Card's losing a great prospect helps the Cubs, I'm sure Hendry was none too thrilled. The Injuns got half a season of Dero and better prospects back. Perhaps Hendry can intern with Shapiro next season, maybe learn a few things.

Harden pitching, Aram hitting like bad-asses. Soriano over .250, driving in runners.

First place.

Could get used to this.

And... Fontenot STILL sucks!

Someone here during the first week of July mentioned his "torrid start in July".

Well, since that time he has gone from bad to worse:

LAst 14 - .259 .286 .556, 28 PA's

LAst 7 - .067 .125 .267, 16 PA's

Jim Hendry is still a fucking asshole for trading DeRosa and counting on this guy. I hope he can pull it together like some of the other guys have been post-ASG, but if he cannot soon, he's gonna land in Iowa real soon.

Ronny Cedeno still has not cracked the Mendoza line in Seattle yet, however. He also was tagged out while trying to tag up from first.

"Jim Hendry is still a fucking asshole for trading DeRosa and counting on this guy"

I think Lou is just as much to blame for counting on Fontenot. I'm sure he was in Hendry's ear.

I don't think any other team in baseball would start Fontenot. Maybe KC, but that's about it.

Wow, maybe Padres, too.

and you people can only complain? Get a life and be happy for once.

Sorry you construe criticism of a player who has had a bad year - thought to be the "starter" in ST - with "getting a life".

The baseball season has not ended today, has it? And, the Cubs have won nothing. So requesting a player play better is not out of bounds at all.

I have a life, BTW, which includes - but is not limited to - going to many Cub games at the ballpark.

well, let's put it this way: if you live your life the way you comment on this blog, you will stress your way to a shorter life.

i just wish some of us would not fret about every little thing and just learn to relax and take joy in every victory. trust me, you will live longer and you will enjoy your life more.

10-Man: You are probably right. This can be said about many people, but I certainly cannot deny part of it. However, no-where in any other areas of my life have I followed something so passionately for 41 years only to be "kicked-to-the-curb" time and time again.

It is my stupidity for taking this franchise too seriously sometimes. I wonder how many Red Sox fans felt the same way until they won the WS recently?

Anyway, thanks sincerely for your comments.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/columns/blog?post=43574...

pretty much a repeat of yesterday...

Grabow, Sherrill, Beimel, Rhodes are relievers mentioned

Davis, Garland, Gorzelanny as starters mentioned...

throws in Teahan and O. Cabrera as well...

scouts from A's, White Sox, Tigers, Brewers, O's and Blue Jays scouted the series...

Cubs win, move into first...and Milton rips the fans. The same fans who were standing and cheering in the second inning.

Maybe he was in a bad mood for taking another called third strike with a runner on third and no outs.

What a complete and total dick. If he has a boom box, it should be smashed.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs...

I found this, more ripping the media...although he says he didn't notice any of the cheers.

Who the fuck cares?

If he continues to get the job done, I could give a shit.

I have been to plenty of games where he has been mercilessly booed. So - this is the guy Hendry signed for three years. We have to deal with it.

Kelly Johnson starting to heat up for the Braves after a miserable year, but doesn't appear to be knocking off Martin Prado from 2b anytime soon. Braves have no pop at first base with Kotchman "sluggin" at .385/4HR clip.

Johnson's HR/OBP/SLG
2007 16/375/457
2008 12/349/446
2009 5/288/362

He's no savior, he may continue to suck, but he's 27 and has shown Derosa type offensive skills in 2007-2008 over full seasons. Maybe Jake Fox could cure the power outage at first for the Braves?

Fox for Johnson? I think that would be an absolute steal for the Braves. Johnson for 'sorta prospect' Bingo!

4-game set versus the NL Central's hottest team starting tomorrow, then the Cubs nemesis...3 on the road at Florida.

The End of Spin-0-Rama?

Kosuke Fukudome's Japanese hitting coach, Kyosuke Sasaki, departed Sunday after spending a week with Fukudome and working out some mechanics in his swing.

''He did a really nice job, and I told him that,'' Piniella said. ''We thank him for being here, and we were very appreciative and grateful to him and invited him back. He'll be back in September.''

Piniella noted the coach incorporated a slight knee turn that has helped Fukudome from spinning after an at-bat.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/11287...

I wouldn't mind seeing the Cubs pick up Cabrera and Sherrill... I think both could definitely help, for the right price...

The Orioles are going to be asking for what you would expect for a closer for Sherrill, but the Cubs would use him as a setup man. I can't see how he would come at "the right price".

Arthur Rhodes would be a better target, unless Pinhead has some problem with him.

Oh, The Fake Bob, you always come up with the funniest nicknames.

I agree with The Real Neal (rare, I know). Rhodes will give you almost as good production as a LH setup pitcher. Plus, I'm a big believer of having experienced, journeyman pitchers in the bullpen. No sense in overpaying for Sherrill.

First Place?!?!?!? 3 up in the loss column!

Go Cubs Go....Go Cubs Go...

I just might be visiting Chicago in October after all.

First Place?!?!?!? 3 up in the loss column!=Fire Hendry

only at TCR

Talk to me when Hendry wins a World Series as a GM.

Every year, 31 GMs should be fired!

Your words, not mine...

Dickhead Bud Selig is trying to cement his place in the history of stupidity by reconsidering Pete Rose's lifetime ban from the Hall.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4358260

Long overdue...

I love Bradley continuing to swing at 3-0 pitches and fouling them off.

Maybe a bit more from the left side?

....while also taking close pitches with 2 strikes and being shocked --- shocked! -- when he is called out.

. Plus, I'm a big believer of having experienced, journeyman pitchers in the bullpen.
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howry, eyre, remlinger, hawkins, heilman, cfox, leiber, rusch, veres, aguillera, guthrie, alfonseca, weathers, van poppel, karchner

i'm agnostic on this topic...but dont recall acquiring one that really helped make a difference

Rod Beck!!!!

Seriously though, I'm with you on this one, Cubster. I've always said I'd much rather take the best young pitchers our minor leagues have to offer and start their careers in the bullpen rather than spend $2-3 million on guys like Howry, Eyre, Remlinger, LaTroy, et al.

Great Names! Aguilera and van Poppel.

Nice trip down (bad) memory lane.

a big believer of having experienced, journeyman pitchers in the bullpen.
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and although the trade was from Ed Lynch's (not Hendry) at the trade deadline...Karchner for Garland should be a lesson learned for all GM's out there who trade for mediocre middle reliever help at the deadline.

and another Ed Lynch trade with a hefty pricetag:

Rick Aguillera

...before the Twins traded the 37-year-old and pitcher Scott Downs to the Chicago Cubs for Kyle Lohse and Jason Ryan.

I guess Scott Downs was a nice haul here...he eventually went to the Expos...July 31, 2000, he was traded by the Cubs to the Expos for Rondell White.

Ed Lynch is still on the Cubs payroll! (an old Murph line), but it's still true.

...listed as Special Assistant to the General Manager

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/team/front_office.jsp?...

(I say he's got unsavory pics of Zell/Crane Kenney/Hendry/Dusty/Lou and a few others...hopefully not any Ricketts in his photo inventory)

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  • four winds field is awesome. it's crazy how minor league parks have "grown up" since the 80s/90s and that park was one of the late-80s models that showed a low-capacity ballpark could look like you're at something other than a highschool baseball game.

    crunch 48 min 28 sec ago view
  • On another topic....I returned to South Bend last night for the 2nd time this season (still haven't tried either the deep-fried mac & cheese sandwich nor "The Porknado", as the drive home is over an hour and that could get ugly), and was pleasantly surprised to find D. Underwood pitching in a rehab start. He looked good -- although, to be fair, these are low-A hitters -- fastball consistently at 94-95 (if the SB scoreboard is to be believed -- several pitches were clocked in the 30s...) and with good location.

    billybucks 1 hour 56 min ago view
  • he gains nothing, no advantage, no saving of resources, nothing...there is not a cost/benefit tradeoff...him letting the running game go on around him for others to control isn't gaining him an advantage elsewhere. it's putting him at a disadvantage even if it's not cashed in with a run.

    crunch 4 hours 36 min ago view
  • And out of respect for the rest of TCR, I'm done on this. I'm sure I'm not the only one in the other camp, but time to let it go. (Until the next Lester start. I kid.)

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 4 hours 40 min ago view
  • He is putting himself at a disadvanage. But how much of one relative to the rest of his game? He's not Justin Germano -- he's inarguably one of the best SPs in baseball, issue or not. It would be more of thing to discuss ad nauseum if it constantly caused him to give up runs and lose games. But it doesn't.

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 4 hours 49 min ago view
  • shouting down my points about lester with "well, it didn't hurt" is like saying it doesn't matter if a guy starts out walking 3 guys every inning as long it's followed by a K and a double play.

    it's like elevating ERA and wins to a high level while ignoring what it took to get there.

    crunch 4 hours 55 min ago view
  • I'm asking how much it has hurt Lester and the Cubs this year. Do you have that answer?

    I legitimately don't recall you answering that quesion, apart from the condescending silliness you just posted. So if you did answer specifically about the impact of Lester's issue, I'd like to re-read it. Thanks.

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 5 hours 8 min ago view
  • if runner = on base and pitcher = j.lester then lead = large

    if lead = large then probability of extra base on following hit > average of mean

    okay, enough of that silliness...

    ...you can read more on the thread i copy/pasted this from the last time you decided you needed to talk to me about me.

    crunch 5 hours 15 min ago view
  • Thank you for your answer.

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 5 hours 19 min ago view
  • bless your heart.

    crunch 5 hours 20 min ago view
  • I don't recall you answering my question about quantifying how it has hurt Lester and the Cubs this season, apart from one guy scoring on a sac fly. Can you direct me to your answer? Thanks.

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 5 hours 24 min ago view
  • Lester's personal catcher has an .809 OPS.

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 5 hours 28 min ago view
  • we already has this asinine discussion. you didn't like the answer. there's already an answer above you can apply about how a guy goes from 1st base to home on a sac fly that included him stealing 3rd while lester watched from the mound. the fact that the cubs bats, 100% independent of that situation, scored some runs invalidates it as an issue to you. i find that stupid. we will not get anywhere with this. you know we will not get anywhere with this...because we already had this asinine discussion.

    #circularlogic

    crunch 5 hours 29 min ago view
  • it's not about SB...it never was.

    jake arrieta being slow to the plate isn't comparable to jon lester not throwing to any base. how the runners read off arrieta isn't anything similar to what a runner is reading off lester.

    maybe arrieta could use a personal catcher solely to control his running game...but i doubt it's that important.

    crunch 5 hours 32 min ago view
  • Can you quantify how this has hurt Lester/the Cubs this season?

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 5 hours 33 min ago view
  • Is WISCGRAD still around? Here's a project for him or anyone else who would be interested...

    Lester's allowed 22 SBs. How many of those have scored and how many games did the Cubs lose due to them?

    #baseballtalk

    Tito 5 hours 39 min ago view